Apology to Boy Scout Troop

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Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by corplinx » Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:15 pm

For the mooning, the accusations of marxism and animal husbandry, and leaving "jews go back to africa!" message painted in feces on their door.

In retrospect, I was working off imperfect information to make those judgements.

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Re: Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by ed » Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:23 pm

How do you paint something in feces?
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Re: Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:30 pm

ed wrote:How do you paint something in feces?
One does not literally "paint".

It is a term of art. 8)
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Re: Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:40 pm

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Re: Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by Skeeve » Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:36 pm

ed wrote:How do you paint something in feces?

Finger painting????


Okay, I give up...
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by sparks » Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:58 pm

With a trowel, of course!

Not that I'd ever have done such a thing..... you understand....
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Re: Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by Witness » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:11 am

ed wrote:How do you paint something in feces?
Image
Vice wrote:According to the artist, he loaded up on Thai food, pooped into a takeout container with the aid of a small mirror, and carefully smeared the shit into a likeness of the Facebook founder. Unsurprisingly, KATSU says it was a messy affair and that he had to change rubber gloves every few minutes, as well as take a couple other precautions.
Details, if you must: https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/kwpv ... iss-christ

There is also a stunning example from late Renaissance/early Baroque, but the name of the artist escapes me right now. :(

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Re: Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by ed » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:00 am

shitty portrait.
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Re: Apology to Boy Scout Troop

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:03 am

Smartass "artists".
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