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For his own good

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:25 pm



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Re: For his own good

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:26 pm

Holy shit, that goes beyond "excessive force", that's a felony.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:35 pm

I guess this is why they invented straightjackets and padded rooms.
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Re: For his own good

Post by Doctor X » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:35 pm

A slight failure to communicate.

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Re: For his own good

Post by corplinx » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:28 pm

he had it coming! he brought it on himself! ITS A JUST WORLD

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Post by WildCat » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:44 pm

corplinx wrote:he had it coming! he brought it on himself! ITS A JUST WORLD

Sorry, had to preempt Wildcat.
Cute, but wrong. The officer is charged with multiple felonies as he should be.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:12 pm

the cop still felt the urge to say what he must have thought were the magic words "Stop resisiting".

How much can you fucking resist when you are tied to a chair?

And the most maddening thing is that these were just the ones dumb enough to do it front of a camera. I can't help but wonder how often this horseshit goes on with cop who have IQs slightly above room temperature and thus think to do it somewhere they aren't being watched
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Post by ed » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:52 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote: these were just the ones dumb enough to do it front of a camera
^ This
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Post by Mentat » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:55 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:the cop still felt the urge to say what he must have thought were the magic words "Stop resisiting".
It's the cop version of "Look out Ned, it's coming right for us"
It's "pea-can", man.

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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:58 pm

Awww, why are you all so mean to the cops? I live next door to a middle-aged cop and we get along just fine.

Possibly because she has an extremely cute ass, which I've admired from afar on many an occasion, and I've heard her kicking the living fuck out of a bag in her cellar, which she uses as a gym.

This image, of course, is not the lady in question but still, you get the picture, (unless you're Abdul.)

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Post by Giz » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:10 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Awww, why are you all so mean to the cops? I live next door to a middle-aged cop and we get along just fine.

Possibly because she has an extremely cute ass, which I've admired from afar on many an occasion, and I've heard her kicking the living fuck out of a bag in her cellar, which she uses as a gym.

This image, of course, is not the lady in question but still, you get the picture, (unless you're Abdul.)

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Pfft, a bag? In her cellar? If she was a US cop, it would be some wise ass teenager.

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* we hire them as police.

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Post by Skeeve » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:25 pm

Giz wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Awww, why are you all so mean to the cops? I live next door to a middle-aged cop and we get along just fine.

Possibly because she has an extremely cute ass, which I've admired from afar on many an occasion, and I've heard her kicking the living fuck out of a bag in her cellar, which she uses as a gym.

This image, of course, is not the lady in question but still, you get the picture, (unless you're Abdul.)

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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:59 am

We do things differently over here.

Check out the head of our capital's police force, Cressida Dick.

There's a name with which one may conjure, (unless you're Abdul, obviously).

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:41 am

Is she a private dick?

She must have had a wonderful childhood.

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Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:22 am

I think she's cute. Especially when she's clearly heard it all before.

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:03 am

Well, to be fair, no girl, other than Dame Helen Mirren looks "good" after a few miles on the tires. You have to see her when she was young:

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:15 am

Don't forget Dame Joanna Lumley, Doc. There's a bit of skirt to warm the cockles of an old man's err heart.

Unless you "bowl from the pavilion end".

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:49 am

I am actually a big fan of Joanna because she was willing to take the piss out of herself for decades as "the fading/faded" model/Bond Girl in Absolutely Fabulous as well as being a huge advocate for the Gurkha.



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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:04 am

You know, Doc, you might, just possibly have the makings of a True English Gentleman.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:45 am

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You sure that's a female?

The bowler hat goes so well with the field marshal outfit. :lmao:
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