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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:34 am

See? I'm ace, I am! I've finally managed to cure Abdul of his homosexuality. :)
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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:43 am

I think she's an elf woman of great power and majesty, Abdul. Check out the Tolkienesque ears.

Have I finally converted you to heterosexuality?

That would be something to boast about....
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Re: For his own good

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:38 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:See? I'm ace, I am! I've finally managed to cure Abdul of his homosexuality. :)
Are you kidding?

That face cured any residual heterosexuality.

And besides, Generalissimos aren't my style anyway. :P
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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:54 pm

I know I'm going to regret asking this question but what, precisely, is your style?
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Re: For his own good

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:59 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:I know I'm going to regret asking this question but what, precisely, is your style?
Hairy guys who don't look like lesbian Generalissimos.

Not that I'd play grab ass on the 'net, let alone here.
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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:05 pm

In my mind's eye, which is twistedly myopic, I've always thought you look something like this...

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Am I close?
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Re: For his own good

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:08 pm

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Closer. Admit it.

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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:20 pm

So, you'd play grabass with him? Whatever grabass means.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:35 pm

Are you talking to me or Lister?
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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:49 pm

Both. Nothing wrong with a threesome, is there?
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Re: For his own good

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:56 pm

What was this thread about before AC started posting lesbian Generalissimo porn? :notsure:
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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:24 pm

Oh, yes, I digressed.

Silly old me.

It was about, um, sadomasochistic police women with cute asses.

I think.
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Re: For his own good

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:50 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Oh, yes, I digressed.

Silly old me.

It was about, um, sadomasochistic police women with cute asses.

I think.
I notice that neither shot of your Generalissimo shows her (clothed of course) behind.

Does she wear trousers with that uniform, or is it the old fashioned WWII ladies forces style skirt?
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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:18 pm

Skirt.

And why are you so interested in her behind?

I'm turning you. You may not know it yet but I am. :D

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Re: For his own good

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:22 pm

I see the male Generalissimo is wearing more of a policeman's hat.

Is the bowler a marker of femininity, of rank, or just an individual fashion statement?
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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:09 pm

Standard issue for female police officers down south.

Types of headgear used by Thames Valley Police. From left: male PCSO flat cap, male PC custodian helmet, female PC bowler hat, male PC flat cap, cycle helmet.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:13 pm

Except for the checkering, that bowler is very evocative of Alex and his droogs. :BigGrin3:
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Re: For his own good

Post by ed » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:42 pm

The gayness, cut it with a knife you could.
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Re: For his own good

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:46 pm

How very, English of you. See, my droog, you're on the turn.

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Re: For his own good

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:49 pm

ed wrote:The gayness, cut it with a knife you could.
Sounds like the sort of thing Alex and his droogs would do, but they'd call it something cuter and possibly Russian.
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