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White powder

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:14 pm

Fuckwits in that thread actually cheering. Pathetic.
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Re: White powder

Post by Grammatron » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:37 pm

"Donald Trump Jr.’s wife, Vanessa Trump, was hospitalized Monday after receiving a letter containing white powder determined to be non-hazardous, New York City police told Fox News."

Looks like one of those "Just a prank bro" situations

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Re: White powder

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:04 pm

I sent it to her. Filling a dumb, hot chick's nose full of talcum powder is part of my evil plan to convert Abdul to heterosexuality.

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Re: White powder

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:53 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:I sent it to her. Filling a dumb, hot chick's nose full of talcum powder is part of my evil plan to convert Abdul to heterosexuality.
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Re: White powder

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:56 pm

Fuckwits cheering on fuckwittery.
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Re: White powder

Post by Mentat » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:07 pm

Probably sent by some dirty albino.
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Re: White powder

Post by shemp » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:35 am

It's powdered albino!
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