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Re: Stormy Daniels

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:14 am

Michael Cohen says he will plead the Fifth Amendment in Stormy Daniels case
President Trump's personal attorney Michael Cohen says he will plead the Fifth Amendment in the case brought by adult film star Stormy Daniels.

Cohen made the assertion in a signed statement filed in federal court Wednesday.
Aside: at a campaign rally in 2016, Trump made the following statement:

"The mob takes the Fifth Amendment. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?"

OK, Mr. Trump, if you say so. So if Michael Cohen is innocent, why is he taking the Fifth Amendment? :notsure:
He said in the filing he would assert his Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination because of a criminal investigation targeting him, which led to his New York office, home and hotel room being raided by federal agents earlier this month.

Cohen said federal investigators seized various electronic devices and documents, which he says include information pertaining to a $130,000 payment Cohen made to Daniels to keep her silent about accusations of an affair with Donald Trump.

Trump has denied the affair and knowing anything about the payment.
I personally don't know if the Stormy Daniels payoff had anything to do with why they raided Cohen's office.
I think it may end up being something else entirely. Like possibly the Foreign Corrupt Practices act. Time will tell.

But pleading the Fifth won't help him in this civil case, although it's more important for him now to worry about the criminal investigation, than this civil lawsuit.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:57 am

I refer you to the Popehat discussion on why you do NOT talk to the Fed, previously given, will no tentacles, but I think there is a Loli.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:31 pm

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Grammatron » Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:59 pm

A joke based on your own comment to the article within a link? I don't think I've seen such a jokeception before. Impressive.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by gnome » Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:44 pm

Hide your papers, hide your lawyers, they are suing everybody out here
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Tue May 01, 2018 12:19 am

Grammatron wrote:A joke based on your own comment to the article within a link? I don't think I've seen such a jokeception before. Impressive.
Other way around, though "It's NOT 'RICO!'" is sort of a recurring joke on those commentaries.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Skeeve » Thu May 03, 2018 10:26 am

Pyrrho wrote:

Those are the headlines, now the rumors behind the news....
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Thu May 03, 2018 10:28 am

I am so not caring about this circus.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 03, 2018 10:44 am

I'm only in it for t3h fUnNeh.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Rob Lister » Thu May 03, 2018 5:01 pm

It strikes me that at some point Stormy is going to be required to describe Trump's penis. His approval rating will rise or fall on that.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 03, 2018 5:18 pm

Rob Lister wrote:It strikes me that at some point Stormy is going to be required to describe Trump's penis. His approval rating will rise or fall on that.
Will The Don be required to show it at the impeachment trial? :BigGrin3:
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Pyrrho » Sat May 05, 2018 1:22 am

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Grammatron » Sat May 05, 2018 2:31 am

What the fuck is even

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Sat May 05, 2018 3:14 am

That phrase pretty much sums up both of them.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon May 07, 2018 6:00 am

So she's a classy porn star because she doesn't do anal. :wink:
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by sparks » Mon May 07, 2018 6:18 am

Who the hell would want to fuck that dumpster fire?
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Mon May 07, 2018 6:47 am

Your Mom?

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Though, in this case, you should specific which Dumpster Fire--"Stormy" or "The Donald" to whom you refer.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by sparks » Mon May 07, 2018 7:00 am

Quite right: Stormy.

And although The Japanese Original Dumpster Fire might have wanted to fuck my mom, as a 2nd generation red Irish Cathoholic, I rather doubt she would have wanted to fuck him.

Then again, everyone has a price, eh? :)
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