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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:29 pm

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:41 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Honestly at this point I just want her to go away. We get it. You fucked Trump. I believe you. Why else would he have paid her off. But it was all consensual by her own admission. She said she wasn't a victim at one point. She agreed to take hush money and now she wants to break that agreement. So what, am I supposed to applaud her for breaking her contract?
That's my stance almost exactly. OTOH, maybe it was only Trump's lawyer, Michael Cohen, that she fucked. Maybe the nondisclosure agreement was between her and only him. Consider the implications of that.

She could say whatever she wanted about Trump and not be in violation of the agreement. She wouldn't have to give back the original money either. Meanwhile she now gets to do the paid interview circuit, 60 Minutes withstanding.

I agree that all of that can only be true in Bizarro World but hey, Trump's is president.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Skeeve » Mon Apr 02, 2018 2:16 pm

Something new(ish): Stormy Daniels lawyer a 'PR machine,' Cohen's attorney says
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"I give this guy [Avenatti] credit for one thing ... he's made the best out of this story. This guy is a PR machine. And he's only in it for himself," Schwartz told radio host John Catsimatidis on AM 970 New York.

Avenatti is handling the defamation lawsuit from Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, against Cohen for his hand in offering a $130,000 payment to the actress in exchange for signing a nondisclosure agreement just 11 days before the 2016 election.

Schwartz said the payment offered by Cohen to Daniels — which she says was aimed a keeping her quiet about the alleged affair before the election — was "completely legal." He also accused Avenatti and the media for making "a mountain out of a mole hill."
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:59 pm

Stormy Daniels lawyer a 'PR machine,' Cohen's attorney says
Yeah? So?

Business is business.

I'm sure The Don understands this.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by sparks » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:25 pm

"The Donald".

Dipshit.

And that sack of shit understands nothing.

Perfect tit head to 'lead' a country of foolz.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:04 pm

I agree that he's not morally fit to run the country, but he's not stupid.

And I didn't say "The Donald" (a stupid nickname from his impresario days).

I said "The Don". :coolspecs:
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:50 am

Whatever.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:04 am

sparks wrote:Whatever.
"The Don" means I'm morally equating him with a mob boss.

Of course it stops being funny when you have to explain it.

Part of the war against nice things I suppose?
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by ed » Tue Apr 03, 2018 10:40 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
sparks wrote:Whatever.
"The Don" means I'm morally equating him with a mob boss.

Of course it stops being funny when you have to explain it.

Part of the war against nice things I suppose?
I suspect that Nyarl thinks you were equating him with a river.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:09 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
sparks wrote:Whatever.
"The Don" means I'm morally equating him with a mob boss.

Of course it stops being funny when you have to explain it.

Part of the war against nice things I suppose?
Sorry to have inconvenienced you. BTW--It was never ... funny. But thanks for trying. :De_Bunk:

And take my supposed war on nice things and shove it up your cavernous ass! (Now that is funny) :)
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by ed » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:14 am

n.b. DO NOT search for "cavernous ass" with safe search off.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:18 am

:lmao:

Sorry ed. My apologies. Suggest copious amounts of Single Malt as a remedy. :)
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by ed » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:19 am

Sure, laugh. You didn't see what I saw.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:21 am

See my edit above. Treatment won't be cheap, but it will be effective.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by ed » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:35 am

Triggered. Scarred. Triggered, scarred and wondering why Abdul would call Trump a river.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:00 pm

ed wrote:I suspect that Nyarl thinks you were equating him with a river.
You mean sparks. :cowbell:
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:02 pm

sparks wrote:See my edit above. Treatment won't be cheap, but it will be effective.
Hating Trump is like being in love.

Everything reminds you of that special someone.

:De_Bunk:
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Witness » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:18 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Hating Trump is like being in love.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by sparks » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:21 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
sparks wrote:See my edit above. Treatment won't be cheap, but it will be effective.
Hating Trump is like being in love.

Everything reminds you of that special someone.

:De_Bunk:
Indeed. Thanks for bringing him 'up' ... again. :P
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Apr 03, 2018 7:13 pm

ed wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
sparks wrote:Whatever.
"The Don" means I'm morally equating him with a mob boss.

Of course it stops being funny when you have to explain it.

Part of the war against nice things I suppose?
I suspect that Nyarl thinks you were equating him with a river.
I quite know that a Don is a mob boss. It thanks for calling me stupid in a backhanded way. I didn’t NEED any more confirmation of your opinion of me, but it’s nice to have it
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