Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:20 am

Nice to know White Jesus is able to afford gold trim on his tunic, though I think I read something about camels, needles, the rich, and Heaven.

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by corplinx » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:44 am

Mueller has just been charged with Plagiarism for lifting whole parts of old articles to file his indictments.

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:33 am

He could fall under Danish kopjiwreichkt laws!

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by shuize » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:51 am

Anaxagoras wrote:This was one of the infamous Russian troll Facebook ads.

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Evidences:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/stupid-tren ... 1-02-175D/
Well, no wonder Trump won.

Who could resist such diabolical Russian agitprop?

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by shuize » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:54 am

Doctor X wrote:Nice to know White Jesus is able to afford gold trim on his tunic ...
Wait! Gold trim!!!?

Isn't that how the courts trick us into giving up our sovereignty?11!!

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by corplinx » Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:51 am

shuize wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:This was one of the infamous Russian troll Facebook ads.

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Evidences:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/stupid-tren ... 1-02-175D/
Well, no wonder Trump won.

Who could resist such diabolical Russian agitprop?

There have been patsies on reddit recently claiming to have been fooled by Russian propaganda.

Because somebody has to pretend to have been fooled for them to keep us the ruse that the propaganda had an impact.

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:32 am

Well I, for one, would have totally forgotten her criminal activities if not for Russian Influence!

We need a Russian Influence Font so we can properly post about Russian Influence.

To protect our precious fluids!

Someone ask The Captain.

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by corplinx » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:45 am

wait...

the "foreign interests" we'rent trying to change the results of the election
they were fomenting chaos/violence

then how did they meddle in the election?

if the first amendment applies to everyone including non citizens
then is shitposting by foreigners protected free speech?

lul, this goes one of two ways
1. 'interference' gets redefined as 'agitation', this begins a slippery slope of prosecuting dissidents
2. these guys actually get acquitted

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:07 am

To give a serious answer, it is a bit like sifting through the indictments to find an actual crime as opposed to "we make you LIE to us! HA! Cost you millions to defend yourself!" Sifting, you can find a few like the fact you cannot, obviously, steal an identity. You also cannot assist a campaign/work for a campaign without proper registration to make a long story short.

"Shitposting" is not, necessarily, protected speech. It depends very much on the actual "shitposting."

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by gnome » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:29 am

Indeed--I believe the related charges are not about "meddling with the election" but about wire fraud and identity theft.
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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by ed » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:49 am

I have read somewhere that it is impossible to go thru life and not commit a felony.
That being the case, it seems to me that our legal system is a game of gotcha and that the government can, for all intents and purposes, jail you and pauper you at whim.

But you shouldn't worry because the government can be trusted. Does anyone here actually believe that? Liberal or conservative, does anyone really think that the government can be trusted.
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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:02 pm

ed wrote:I have read somewhere that it is impossible to go thru life and not commit a felony.
It's hard to know for sure but I think I committed my first felony at age 15 when I smoked my first joint. What was your first felony.

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by ed » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:02 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
ed wrote:I have read somewhere that it is impossible to go thru life and not commit a felony.
It's hard to know for sure but I think I committed my first felony at age 15 when I smoked my first joint. What was your first felony.
The Brinks Job but I was under age.

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by gnome » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:47 pm

Yeah I picked up a pretty bad wire fraud habit a while back. Got popped by the Federales on my way back from Honduras. But then, who hasn't? It's their way of keeping people down.
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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by ed » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:59 pm

Thats nothing.

I had just come back from unloading 10,000 AKs in Chihuahua when the fucking Tamil Guerrillas bitched that the rounds I sold them were duds. CIA got pissed and waterboarded me for a month to get my mind right.
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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by gnome » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:13 pm

This one isn't easy to say. The victims of this careless, desperate act haunt me when I try to sleep at night.

I once downloaded a Metallica song. You can guess what happened from there.
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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:49 pm

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:53 pm

This gives me the impression of being a heavy handed parody of the Republican position.

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The sort of thing that's just a little too over the top that you might find in Cracked.
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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by corplinx » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:57 pm

gnome wrote:This one isn't easy to say. The victims of this careless, desperate act haunt me when I try to sleep at night.

I once downloaded a Metallica song. You can guess what happened from there.

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Re: Mueller Investigation of Russian Interference

Post by WildCat » Tue Feb 20, 2018 6:46 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
ed wrote:I have read somewhere that it is impossible to go thru life and not commit a felony.
It's hard to know for sure but I think I committed my first felony at age 15 when I smoked my first joint. What was your first felony.
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