Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

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Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Skeeve » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:02 pm

Woman Wants Proof That Ted Cruz Is Human
A Texas woman had the chance to address her representative in the United States Senate this week, a rare moment that she used to discuss the issues that matter to her most-Ted Cruz, are you even human?
Watch Ted Cruz's Reaction When Asked To Take A DNA Test To Prove He's Human
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was issued an unusual challenge on Tuesday night when a constituent asked him if he’d take a DNA test.
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“If you force me into a high-risk pool, you will either bankrupt me or kill me,” she said. “I take these threats of medical aggression personally and seriously, and I can assure you I’m not the only Texan who does. My question is: Will you pledge to submit to a DNA test to prove that you’re human?”
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John Boehner Describes Ted Cruz as ‘Lucifer in the Flesh’

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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:05 pm

None of her business.

What difference does it make?
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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:00 pm

Wasn’t there a running gag for a while that he was the Zodiac Killer? Or was that Glen Beck?
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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Doctor X » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:36 pm

His father murdered JFK.

No word on whether or not he celebrates the torture and murder of US servicemen.

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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Giz » Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:06 pm

Did she confuse “Canadian” with “alien”?

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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Doctor X » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:21 pm

"America's Hat" is a UFO?

Harter say I have claim!

Relax.

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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:01 pm

Stop it already.

He identifies as human, and that should be enough for anybody. :evil:
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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Witness » Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:32 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:He identifies as human, and that should be enough for anybody. :evil:
Gasp! We are more doomed than I feared, when the aliens will land. :shock:


P. – S. Skeeve, it's Cruz (Spanish for cross), or did you think of Cruise?

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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by sparks » Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:51 am

That's the way The End comes down: We all go on a cruise which ends in rivers of urine flowing in the hallways, and then...Nothing.
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Re: Time for some humor: Ted Cruze are you human?

Post by Mentat » Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:52 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:None of her business.

What difference does it make?
Because some of us don't want filthy rumors spread around that he's secretly a human in disguise.
It's "pea-can", man.

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