Did something happen w/ North Korea?

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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Witness » Wed May 09, 2018 12:47 am

As a dude on reddit wrote:
Kim Jong Un at the NK/SK Tree Ceremony cannot: 1) Put on gloves by himself 2) Hold a shovel correctly, 3) Accurately throw dirt a short distance, and 4) Stick a shovel into the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhy97zU8qGk

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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Grammatron » Wed May 09, 2018 1:29 am

That's a welcome change from previous tree incidents.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_ax ... r_incident
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby WildCat » Wed May 09, 2018 3:01 am

Moon should have smacked Kim upside his fat head with that shovel.
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 09, 2018 1:36 pm

Kim Jong Un at the NK/SK Tree Ceremony cannot: 1) Put on gloves by himself 2) Hold a shovel correctly, 3) Accurately throw dirt a short distance, and 4) Stick a shovel into the ground.


Of course he can. But thank goodness he doesn't have to. 8)
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby ed » Wed May 09, 2018 8:23 pm

Mr. Kim’s best option to boost the North Korean economy is to diversify its partnerships and open up to the West and Japan.

Moving the country closer to the United States and further from China is also sound strategy from a security point of view. China may not openly threaten North Korea’s independence, but its ambition to better control its near abroad — in Southeast Asia, around the South China Sea, through its One Belt, One Road initiative — can only breed serious suspicions in Pyongyang. (There seems to have been no talk of reactivating the old Sino-North Korean alliance or the two countries’ long-forgotten mutual defense treaty.)


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/opin ... ght-region

You might argue that even a blind squrril ocassionally finds a nut but a big part of success is being there.

It will be hard for the dems to minimze this.
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Giz » Wed May 09, 2018 8:30 pm

ed wrote:
Mr. Kim’s best option to boost the North Korean economy is to diversify its partnerships and open up to the West and Japan.

Moving the country closer to the United States and further from China is also sound strategy from a security point of view. China may not openly threaten North Korea’s independence, but its ambition to better control its near abroad — in Southeast Asia, around the South China Sea, through its One Belt, One Road initiative — can only breed serious suspicions in Pyongyang. (There seems to have been no talk of reactivating the old Sino-North Korean alliance or the two countries’ long-forgotten mutual defense treaty.)


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/opin ... ght-region

You might argue that even a blind squrril ocassionally finds a nut but a big part of success is being there.

It will be hard for the dems to minimze this.


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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby ed » Wed May 09, 2018 8:55 pm

Actually, she laid the groundwork
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Rob Lister » Wed May 09, 2018 9:53 pm

ed wrote:Actually, she laid the groundwork

Tell us more!

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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby WildCat » Wed May 09, 2018 11:43 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
ed wrote:Actually, she laid the groundwork

Tell us more!

If she and Obama had stopped his nuclear program then Trump wouldn't have been able to make a deal to dismantle it. So you see this is all thanks to Hillary.
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Witness » Thu May 10, 2018 1:45 am

HuffPost wrote:North Korea Releases 3 American Political Prisoners In Advance Of Historic Summit
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/north-korea-releases-prisoners_us_5aeafc7fe4b00f70f0efdce9

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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby ed » Thu May 10, 2018 1:57 am

For the win...

This is important and will become more so.
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu May 10, 2018 5:54 am

It's a good of course. Trump's tweet about it is somewhat misleading: two of the three were taken prisoner last year, when Trump was president.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/obama ... e-release/

There were other prisoners released during Obama's administration: Kenneth Bae, Matthew Todd Miller, Laura Ling and Euna Lee. So securing the release of American prisoners is not something Trump was the first to do. They get taken from time to time, and when needed as bargaining chips, released. Releasing them now is all part of the political bargaining. There will be more taken later, if it suits their purposes. There's always a few people dumb enough to travel there.
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Grammatron » Thu May 10, 2018 6:06 am

That's a fair point. There's nothing here new to get excited about.
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby ed » Thu May 10, 2018 10:06 am

Disagree. There are times when 1+1=3. Here are the facts:
    1-Trump is the most hated by the elites (media, entertainment basically everyone who is not a deplorable) of anyone in history
    2-Failure is assumed.
    3-fat boy has done some unprecedented things (visited the south, made noised about giving up nukes etc)
    4-he released hostages coincident with all the other stuff going on. This is what makes the release "important".
    5-fat boy understands theater. Orange man understands theater. Like two expert skaters, they don't have to have practiced to put on a world class show the first time they meet. ie they know what the fuck they are doing
    6-fat boy knows that if we attack he is toast
    7-fat boy knows that we dont really give a shit about Seoul.
    8-fat boy well knows point #1, fat boy and orange man are self aware enough to know #5
For these reasons, what would ,under other circumstances be a ho hum might signify far more.
Then again this is the interwebs and I have no idea what I am talking about.
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby Anaxagoras » Fri May 11, 2018 1:44 am

We'll see. Releasing the hostages is just an appetizer for the main course.

My hope, perhaps a naive hope, is that Kim has decided to do something truly bold and plot a new course for his country, but that still remains to be seen. The other possibility is that this is just North Korea doing the same Jekyl and Hyde routine that it has done in the past.
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Re: Did something happen w/ North Korea?

Postby ed » Fri May 11, 2018 1:52 am

Anaxagoras wrote:We'll see. Releasing the hostages is just an appetizer for the main course.

My hope, perhaps a naive hope, is that Kim has decided to do something truly bold and plot a new course for his country, but that still remains to be seen. The other possibility is that this is just North Korea doing the same Jekyl and Hyde routine that it has done in the past.


Follow this line of thought:

Kim can only do it with Trump as only Nixon could have opened up China.

That is some deep insightful shit there.
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