Next year in Jerusalam

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Next year in Jerusalam

Postby ed » Sun May 13, 2018 3:06 pm

Evidentially a song contest wherein a bunch of savages yodel for some sort of award.


the winner is an Israeli who evidentially interspersed her performance with
arm flaps, beatboxing and chicken noises.

she clarifed the reasoon why this bizarre performance:
The song was “influenced by the #MeToo movement,” Ms. Barzilai said


The Eurotrash loved it, it being sophisticated and all. Then the winner issued a threat:

“I’m so happy,” said Ms. Barzilai as she took the stage after she won. ... Next time in Jerusalem.”


Lets see how that goes over.
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Re: Next year in Jerusalam

Postby Rob Lister » Sun May 13, 2018 5:41 pm

Don't bump this thread.

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Re: Next year in Jerusalam

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Sun May 13, 2018 5:59 pm

Bumpity bump.

"Next year in Jerusalem" is not just another venue for her act, it's a messianic hope.
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Re: Next year in Jerusalam

Postby Abdul Alhazred » Tue May 15, 2018 12:20 am

Just listened to the winning entry.

Imagine a very inferior cover of Gloria Gaynor, but with interpolations of fairly realistic clucking like a chicken.

The UK entry (by some skinny platinum blonde) sounded very African American 1970s too, though not specifically Gloria Gaynor.

Eurovision? How come Israel and the UK are in it? Those aren't European coyntries.
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Re: Next year in Jerusalam

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue May 15, 2018 2:50 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Eurovision? How come Israel and the UK are in it? Those aren't European coyntries.

But they are member countries of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU). So they are eligible to compete in Eurovision.
The Eurovision Song Contest (French: Concours Eurovision de la chanson),[1] often simply called Eurovision, is the longest-running annual international TV contest of all time, currently in its 63rd year with over 40 countries currently eligible to compete.[2] It has been held, primarily, among the member countries of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) since 1956.

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Re: Next year in Jerusalam

Postby Giz » Tue May 15, 2018 5:14 am

And the Australians are in it too? Are they covered by the European broadcasting union?

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Re: Next year in Jerusalam

Postby Doctor X » Tue May 15, 2018 10:18 am

They are just criminal Europeans in the first place.

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Re: Next year in Jerusalam

Postby gnome » Tue May 15, 2018 6:32 pm

Rob Lister wrote:Don't bump this thread.


Please don't bump this thread
Even robinson knows it's dead
Go and start a new topic like you know that you should
And please don't bump this thread.
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