Jeff Sessions Resigns

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Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by Skeeve » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:15 pm

Attorney General Jeff Sessions Pushed Out of Trump White House
Attorney General Jeff Sessions was pushed out of his post Wednesday by President Trump, ending a turbulent tenure that began with Mr. Sessions as one of Mr. Trump’s closest associates and ended with him facing repeated attacks from the president over the probe of Russian interference in the 2016 election.

The move follows months of Mr. Trump expressing his displeasure with Mr. Sessions in critical and sometimes harsh tweets. Even so, the rapidity of the move, coming just hours after polls closed in the midterm elections, suggested how eager Mr. Trump was for Mr. Sessions to depart.

Mr. Sessions made it clear in his resignation letter to Mr. Trump letter that the president had asked him to step down, saying he was submitting his resignation “at your request.”
I guess the Donald wouldn't let Jeff go after the pot heads,
and Jeff couldn't take it anymore....what too simple?
Among the pressing questions presented by Mr. Sessions’s departure is the fate of special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election and any possible cooperation between the Trump campaign and Moscow.
Don't worry, Mueller will announce a big nothing-burger any day now.
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Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by corplinx » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:18 pm

Trump thought Jeff was a cuck for recusing himself. He lost his faith then and could not recover it.

The error means that Trump is stuck not firing Mueller due to appearances even while he targets Trump's kids for nonsense.

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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:58 pm

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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by corplinx » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:53 am

MoveOn.org is throwing protests over Trump cleaning house because MUH RUSSHAH IS REAL

"move on" protestors don't get the irony at all.

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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:56 am

I get the irony
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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:22 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:56 am
I get the irony
Not a "Move On" protestor then? :wink:
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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by ed » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:13 pm

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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:18 pm

I created a byob event at your house.

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Post by ed » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:27 pm

Can't think of anything more fun than partying with a bunch of snowflakes.
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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:40 pm

fucking surreal.



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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by ed » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:41 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:40 pm
fucking surreal.


tl:dw can you summarize?
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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:43 pm

I cannot summarize this level of surreal. sorry.

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:06 pm

When does Giuliani start.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:45 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:43 pm
I cannot summarize this level of surreal. sorry.
I cannot view any videos right now.

Is it this surreal story, or something else surreal?

Acosta: 'I didn’t put my hands on' White House intern
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CNN reporter Jim Acosta on Wednesday denied the White House's claim that he became physical with a young female White House intern during a heated exchange earlier that day with President Trump.

Acosta said on CNN's "Anderson Cooper 360" that he was "trying to hang onto the microphone" when he was approached by the intern, who tried to take his microphone away as he attempted to ask a question of Trump during a White House press briefing.

"I didn’t put my hands on her or touch her as they’re alleging. It’s unfortunate the White House is saying this," Acosta said on CNN. "… I think I handled myself professionally."

Acosta's comments came shortly after the White House announced that it had suspended his press credentials. White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders claimed in a tweet that Acosta placed his hands on the intern and called it "absolutely unacceptable."

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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by WildCat » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:46 pm

Acosta doesn't always bully and shove people, but when he does he prefers it to be young women.
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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by xouper » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:06 pm

ed wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:41 pm
Rob Lister wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:40 pm
fucking surreal.
tl:dw can you summarize?
It was Jim Acosta from CNN behaving like an ass, even more than usual.

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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by ed » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:08 pm

Saw that on Tucker.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:26 pm

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Re: Jeff Sessions Resigns

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:29 pm

ed wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:08 pm
Saw that on Tucker.
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jfc.