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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Wed May 23, 2018 11:29 am

Automatic update continues to fail for unknown reasons--gives an error code that merely signifies the fact that it failed and rolled back to the previous version. Error log--a mystery to anyone not a software engineer--and I'm guessing here--appears to indicate that it can't read certain directories. Tried it with a "clean boot" and no luck, so next I'll try updating manually.

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2018-05-23 03:56:21, Error                 MOUPG  CDlpActionImpl<class CDlpErrorImpl<class CDlpObjectInternalImpl<class CUnknownImpl<class IMoSetupDlpAction> > > >::Suspend(1066): Result = 0xC1800104
2018-05-23 03:56:21, Error                 MOUPG  CSetupManager::ExecutePreDownloadMode(7837): Result = 0x800705BB
2018-05-23 03:56:21, Error                 MOUPG  CSetupManager::ExecuteDownlevelMode(373): Result = 0x800705BB
2018-05-23 03:56:21, Error                 MOUPG  CSetupManager::Execute(273): Result = 0x800705BB
2018-05-23 03:56:21, Error                 MOUPG  CSetupHost::Execute(382): Result = 0x800705BB
2018-05-23 03:56:23, Error                 MOUPG  CSetupManager::CopyDynamicUpdateFiles(2859): Result = 0x80070020[gle=0x00000020]
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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Wed May 23, 2018 10:00 pm

So now... I was playing an RPG and the damned update notification minimized the game... I clicked Remind me later to dismiss the notification and the display is in an infinite loop of flashing.

Next. Machine. Will. Be. A. Mac.
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Re: Windows 10

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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Wed May 23, 2018 11:44 pm

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Re: Windows 10

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed May 23, 2018 11:58 pm

That better be a joke. :o
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Re: Windows 10

Post by Witness » Thu May 24, 2018 2:16 am

Got more updates some hours ago – everything went OK.

Noticed this:

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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 24, 2018 6:28 am

0xC1900101-0x4001E The installation failed in the SECOND-BOOT phase with an error during PRE-00BE operation

I'm fucking done with this.
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Re: Windows 10

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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 24, 2018 11:47 am

I will content myself with booting up my old Windows XP system so I can see what's on these old 150 meg Bernoulli disks I dug out of storage.
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Re: Windows 10

Post by WildCat » Thu May 24, 2018 12:32 pm

This last update was fucked up. Took forever and now there's odd glitches here and there. For example starting or stopping an old CoD game freezes the screen for several seconds. It does start and stop but the screen freeze is really annoying and makes me wonder what is going wrong that will get really ugly later on.
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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 24, 2018 1:54 pm

I've deferred it for the 35 days option. Definitely screwed up.
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Re: Windows 10

Post by Witness » Wed Jul 18, 2018 11:53 pm

How are the updates doing? All mine went OK. 8)

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Re: Windows 10

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Re: Windows 10

Post by Witness » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:43 am

Clippy working off the books? :lmao:

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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:12 am

So this might be the upgrade FAIL solution.

https://www.reddit.com/r/windowsinsiders/comments/8cenmg/not_been_able_to_update_since_17025/
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Re: Windows 10

Post by Witness » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:57 am

Just updated (laptop). No problem. 8)

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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:31 am

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Re: Windows 10

Post by xouper » Wed Aug 15, 2018 5:43 am

Updated windows 10 on my laptop today via wi-fi, no problem. 8)

Updated windows professional 10 on my desktop two days ago, no problem. 8)

Updated ios on my iPad the other day, no problem. 8)

Attempted to updated osx on my Macbook Air via wi-fi and it crashed and will not restart. It's now a $1200 doorstop. I have no media from which to recover the operating system. I will attempt a clean install via wi-fi. Wish me luck.

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Re: Windows 10

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:22 pm

FINALLY got the 1803 upgrade to install. Pretty sad when a person has to go to Reddit for a solution.
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Re: Windows 10

Post by Witness » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:11 am

Good for you, and good luck to xoup.

As I wrote elsewhere, I now run this (nothing fancy, of course) in admin mode, either once a month or before upgrade:

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SFC /scannow
pause
DISM.exe /Online /Cleanup-image /Restorehealth
echo "Cleanup finished"
pause
Seems to help.

And upgraded my desktop to 1803 without problem. 8)