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Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 2:02 pm

What is the best way to make a simple website?

I feel the need to do something for zombie hillary
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Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 2:03 pm

one page, thats all I need
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Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 2:05 pm

we can all work on it together. It will be a group project. Why the fuck not?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 15, 2017 2:06 pm

Mee nu perhaps?

Using Notepad as your editor of course. :p
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Re: Free cheap website builder

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 15, 2017 2:07 pm

ed wrote:we can all work on it together. It will be a group project. Why the fuck not?
Because you have already run the joke into the ground. :cowbell:
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Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 2:07 pm

Got the domain. Come on people, time is a wastin'. Hillary is not getting any younger...
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 15, 2017 2:08 pm

ed wrote:Got the domain. Come on people, time is a wastin'. Hillary is not getting any younger...
Sit on it until she runs, then sell it to some other sucker. :wink:
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Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 2:09 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
ed wrote:we can all work on it together. It will be a group project. Why the fuck not?
Because you have already run the joke into the ground. :cowbell:

Yeah, I thanked you. Because this is a good idea and I refuse to let your negative energy sap my strength. This is the big one, Abdul.
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Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 2:10 pm

Come on, get with it. You work for the city or state or something, you have mucho time to dick around ...
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 15, 2017 2:11 pm

ed wrote:This is the big one, Abdul.
Sounds like the (you should pardon the expression) straight line for some jadrool humor.

You know --
  • No. This is the big one.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 15, 2017 2:12 pm

ed wrote:Come on, get with it. You work for the city or state or something, you have mucho time to dick around ...
No one has that much.
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Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 2:15 pm

I am on fire Abdul.
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Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 5:10 pm

God damnit to hell would you please get cracking!!!@
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 15, 2017 5:14 pm

ed wrote:I am on fire Abdul.
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Gotcha covered, buddy. :)
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Re: Free cheap website builder

Post by Witness » Mon May 15, 2017 5:58 pm

ed wrote:one page, thats all I need
https://alternativeto.net/browse/search ... te+builder
So get crackin'… :twisted:

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Re: Free cheap website builder

Post by Pyrrho » Mon May 15, 2017 10:41 pm

Just build it in Microsoft Word and save that as HTML, then upload the whole shebang and you're good to go.

Where, I couldn't say.

Seriously, most web hosts such as 1and1, Blue Host, Hostgator, etc. have website builder features you can use.

I roll my own but that's just me.
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Re: Free cheap website builder

Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 10:55 pm

I got zombiehillary.run

hahahahaha
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Re: Free cheap website builder

Post by ed » Mon May 15, 2017 10:55 pm

You know, Abdul is a mean fucker. You wouldn't know just looking at him but there it is.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon May 15, 2017 11:32 pm

ed wrote:You know, Abdul is a mean fucker. You wouldn't know just looking at him but there it is.

Moi? :?

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