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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:41 pm

You're quick, Witness! I just edited my post to add the Wiki link.

We like our pubs so much in Manchester that we move them around rather than knocking them down. :)
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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby ed » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:49 pm

Moth eaten, verminous, pustule ridden, vile, glistening nauseous pubs. Horrid and dank and miserable. Spectacularly ignorable.

fag, go fuck yourself.
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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:35 pm

ed wrote:Moth eaten, verminous, pustule ridden, vile, glistening nauseous pubs. Horrid and dank and miserable. Spectacularly ignorable.

fag, go fuck yourself.


There, there, dear heart. I've sent you some of these by emergency courier.

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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby Witness » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:04 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:You're quick, Witness!

Hu?!?

And now Anax will put some horrible far eastern curse on me! :x

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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby Witness » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:08 pm

ed wrote:Moth eaten, verminous, pustule ridden, vile, glistening nauseous pubs. Horrid and dank and miserable. Spectacularly ignorable.

fag, go fuck yourself.

I understand, life is soooo unsafe outside of a McD or a Starbucks. :lmao:

That being said, from my first stay in Ireland I came back with this travel note: "In a real pub all surfaces are a tad sticky."

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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby Witness » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:10 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Shambles Square, Manchester.

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Well done, old man! :figamagee:

Reminds me that I did some drawing in Venice, I'll post something in the ad hoc thread.

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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:53 pm

I'm not old, I'm 51. And you could have called me Dennis....
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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby Witness » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:07 pm

:lmao:

Hey, it was meant as an affectionate teaser.

And I will call you Dionysius, "follower of (the beer wine god) Dionysos". :wink:

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Postby asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:56 pm

Christ on a crutch. Now he's giving me ancient Greek lessons.

I thought I'd escaped those when I left school.

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Postby Doctor X » Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:21 am

I didn't know you were called, "Dennis."

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Postby asthmatic camel » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:19 pm

Is the correct answer.

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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby shemp » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:33 pm

Dennis? I always thought your name was Hippolyte Fortescue Throckmorton III.
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"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Postby asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:00 am

shemp, my real name is almost as embarrassingly silly, but not quite.

Plus, I have at least three coats of arms I'm entitled to wear in addition to the gobsmackingly Scottish right to wear a woman's skirt in public.

Without being laughed at.

In Scotland.

With my porridge and spurtle.

So suck it up, numbnuts.
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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby shemp » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:57 am

I've worn a woman's skirt in public many times! But perhaps I've said too much.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"[... it seems most strange that... ] the Creator of Heaven and Earth resorted to the womb of a certain Jewish lady, grew there for nine months and was born as an infant, and afterwards grew up and was betrayed into the hands of his enemies who sentenced him to death and executed him, and that afterwards... he came to life and returned to his original place. The mind of a Jew, or any other person, simply cannot tolerate these assertions. If you have listened all your life to the priests who have filled your brain and the marrow of your bones with this doctrine, and it has settled into you because of that accustomed habit. [I would argue that if you were hearing these ideas for the first time, now, as a grown adult], you would never have accepted them." -- Rabbi Moses ben Nahman, defending the Talmud at the Disputation of Barcelona, July 1263.

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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby Doctor X » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:51 am

It is spelled "Hippolyte Fortescue Throckmorton III," but it is pronounced "Throat-warbler Mangrove!"

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Postby asthmatic camel » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:16 pm

Bloody peasant.

Or should that be bloody pedantic arsehole.

I forget.

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Postby Doctor X » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:34 am

What I object to is how you immediately treat me as an inferior.

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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby asthmatic camel » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:43 am

Well, I am your king.

Wibble.
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Postby Doctor X » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:20 pm

Ploppy, son of Ploppy, the Jailer?

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Re: The Community's Art Gallery

Postby Rob Lister » Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:43 pm

Doctor X wrote:What I object to is how you immediately treat me as an inferior.

--J.D.


I think we're all a little guilty of that here.

Mea culpa.


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