It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

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It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby gnome » Sat Apr 16, 2016 4:03 pm

http://movieweb.com/dark-tower-movie-pr ... phen-king/

They have actually started shooting. I wasn't sure it was going to get this far.

Two things I hope for:

- That they will keep references to other King works. It would be tempting to leave them out, and maybe for the sake of new audiences they don't want to focus on that (I think even King has said that he would remove some of the self-referential material in the later sections if he were writing it over), but at least tease them.

- That they can get some of the music referenced in the books. I would absolutely love to see a trailer for "The Wastelands" consisting of ZZ Top's Velcro Fly overlaying action scenes from Lud, with a Gasher voice over, and ending the trailer with a foggy image of eye-like headlights... or a montage in "Wolves of the Calla" featuring Callahan's back story set to Elton John's "Someone Saved My Life" -- stuff like that.
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby no one in particular » Sat Apr 16, 2016 4:30 pm

]I'm generally optimistic, but I have no confidence in this project at alll. I'm just afraid it's going to be completely different.

Put it this way:
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby corplinx » Sat Apr 16, 2016 8:36 pm

Spoiler: the last film will be very silly

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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby gnome » Sat Apr 16, 2016 10:50 pm

If they remain slavishly devoted to the book, yes.

I hope they take the GoT approach--use the source material generously--keep the same narrative of which places the group winds up and why, have the mood of the settings faithful to the original. Beyond that the details are flexible... and they should be when moving from print to visual media.
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby gnome » Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:28 pm

So now there's been a trailer and a release date coming soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjwfqXTebIY

What I can't tell is if they're planning on reaching the end in a single movie (which would be disappointing) or if they're setting up for a series (which would allow for introducing conspicuously absent elements later).
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:47 pm

From what I understand, it is not going to resemble the books very much at all, other than having a Gunslinger named Roland on a quest for the Dark Tower. I want to see it, but I don't expect it to be all that much like the books.

One thing it will have is the references to other King Works. Some people have said it will be the starting point of a "Stephen King Expanded Universe". Ugh. Because that's just what Hollywood needs, another expanded Universe. And I say that as someone that LIKES King.
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:48 pm

no one in particular wrote:]I'm generally optimistic, but I have no confidence in this project at alll. I'm just afraid it's going to be completely different.

Put it this way:
If Jake lives, we riot.


Spoiler:
Also, we don't
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:05 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
no one in particular wrote:]I'm generally optimistic, but I have no confidence in this project at alll. I'm just afraid it's going to be completely different.

Put it this way:
If Jake lives, we riot.


Spoiler:
Also, we don't


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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby gnome » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:28 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:From what I understand, it is not going to resemble the books very much at all, other than having a Gunslinger named Roland on a quest for the Dark Tower. I want to see it, but I don't expect it to be all that much like the books.

One thing it will have is the references to other King Works. Some people have said it will be the starting point of a "Stephen King Expanded Universe". Ugh. Because that's just what Hollywood needs, another expanded Universe. And I say that as someone that LIKES King.


I'm not so sure it's going to be so different. Jake's story definitely has familiar elements from the book. It could be a "broad strokes" version, where the same characters gather under approximately the same circumstances, and major events from the series are touched on in some way. Even with rewrites and plot changes, there could still be in future movies
Spoiler:
a drawing of the Ka-tet; a visit to Lud, a flashback to Mejis; a mission of protection in Calla Bryn Sturgis, an epic battle at Algul Siento --that sort of thing.
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:37 am

gnome wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:From what I understand, it is not going to resemble the books very much at all, other than having a Gunslinger named Roland on a quest for the Dark Tower. I want to see it, but I don't expect it to be all that much like the books.

One thing it will have is the references to other King Works. Some people have said it will be the starting point of a "Stephen King Expanded Universe". Ugh. Because that's just what Hollywood needs, another expanded Universe. And I say that as someone that LIKES King.


I'm not so sure it's going to be so different. Jake's story definitely has familiar elements from the book. It could be a "broad strokes" version, where the same characters gather under approximately the same circumstances, and major events from the series are touched on in some way. Even with rewrites and plot changes, there could still be in future movies
Spoiler:
a drawing of the Ka-tet; a visit to Lud, a flashback to Mejis; a mission of protection in Calla Bryn Sturgis, an epic battle at Algul Siento --that sort of thing.


Well, just by looking at the IMDB page

Spoiler:
I don't see the charcters of Eddie or Oddette/Detta/Susannah at all. So there is no drawing of the Ka-Tet in this film


Now granted, it could be in the next movie and this is only the first book, but the trailer doesn't exactly look like the first book either.

Spoiler:
I don't see anything that looks like the station for instance
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby gnome » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:37 am

I wanted this guy as Eldred Jonas, but it's way too late. It was too late before the book was written.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n83c1aFWkOs
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby gnome » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:40 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
gnome wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:From what I understand, it is not going to resemble the books very much at all, other than having a Gunslinger named Roland on a quest for the Dark Tower. I want to see it, but I don't expect it to be all that much like the books.

One thing it will have is the references to other King Works. Some people have said it will be the starting point of a "Stephen King Expanded Universe". Ugh. Because that's just what Hollywood needs, another expanded Universe. And I say that as someone that LIKES King.


I'm not so sure it's going to be so different. Jake's story definitely has familiar elements from the book. It could be a "broad strokes" version, where the same characters gather under approximately the same circumstances, and major events from the series are touched on in some way. Even with rewrites and plot changes, there could still be in future movies
Spoiler:
a drawing of the Ka-tet; a visit to Lud, a flashback to Mejis; a mission of protection in Calla Bryn Sturgis, an epic battle at Algul Siento --that sort of thing.


Well, just by looking at the IMDB page

Spoiler:
I don't see the charcters of Eddie or Oddette/Detta/Susannah at all. So there is no drawing of the Ka-Tet in this film


Now granted, it could be in the next movie and this is only the first book, but the trailer doesn't exactly look like the first book either.

Spoiler:
I don't see anything that looks like the station for instance


I'm sort of guessing they're blending Jake's arrival in "Waste Lands" with his meeting at the way station. Leaving out the complicated paradox mess. Then maybe second movie is Eddie and Susannah's turn.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:46 am

Maybe, but I still rememember reading somewhere this was a 'reimaginingg' of the series. So I don't hold out a lot of hope of it being much like the books.

Now, I still want to see it, and I hope it will be a good movie in its own right. But I still think its going to be its own movie
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Postby Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:24 pm

I like the trailer. I did read some of the earlier books in this series. I think I read up through Wizard and Glass. The first book was 1982? Was it really that long ago? Wow. I used to read almost everything King wrote but not so much since 2000. Anyway, I'm not sure they necessarily should try to follow the books too closely.
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:25 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:I like the trailer. I did read some of the earlier books in this series. I think I read up through Wizard and Glass. The first book was 1982? Was it really that long ago? Wow. I used to read almost everything King wrote but not so much since 2000. Anyway, I'm not sure they necessarily should try to follow the books too closely.


For the most part, I gave up on King after The Tommyknockers very little he wrote after that interested me. The Dark Tower books were an exception to that, as is Doctor Sleep but the latter mostly because its a sequel to The Shining
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby gnome » Tue Jun 20, 2017 3:11 am

Sequelboots often reprise elements of the story though, like Khan in Trek's "Into Darkness"...
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Re: It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Aug 05, 2017 5:31 am

So, let's talk us some Dark Tower, shall we.

For one thing, It had little to do with the books. I saw snippets of the book here and there, often in different contexts in the movie than originally. But I would say the movie was 90% new material. More than 90, probably. Ok, I can live with that, given what I know of the books and the fact that this is more a sequel than an adaptation.

Overall, the biggest problem was that it just felt so small and constrained compared to the sweeping story arc in the books. It really felt like they were trying to shove too much into too little space and time and it ended up having a rushed feel. You never spent enough time with any character or place to give half a fuck.

And the Man in Black. Jebus Henry Christ did they fuck him up but good. No subtlety, just MUAHAHAHAHAHA Evil. The only thing he lacked was a mustache to twirl while performing his evil plans for the sake of evil. And he left no piece of scenery unchewed.
Roland himself was okay, but they changed him to your standard reluctant hero. He was probably the only thing that saved the movie.

I'd give it 2 out of 5.
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