Dr. Who is no more

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Dr. Who is no more

Post by ed » Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:58 pm

A chick Dr.

:BlowChunks:

Done, over and finished.
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Jesus christ. A chick. OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod
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Not even vaguely amusing.

Fucking limey bastards.
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Post by RCC: Act II » Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:46 pm

So, self-parody or honest disgust?

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Post by ed » Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:55 pm

Trolling. I don't think a chick Dr does it for me though.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:34 pm

Ho hum.

If Doctor Who is not among those things nobody gives a shit about, it should be.
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Re: Dr. Who is no more

Post by ed » Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:22 pm

It's Dr Ho now.






































See what I did?







Dr "Ho", get it? Cuz its a chick. See?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:23 pm

OTOH, Little Rascals is still amusing. :p
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:24 pm

ed wrote: Oh man, and Grossingers is kaput
Notice how none of the Doctor Whos have been Jewish? :evil:
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Re: Dr. Who is no more

Post by ed » Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:27 pm

Dr Oi?
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Post by Giz » Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:26 pm

More to the point, out of 55 billion accents in the whovian universe. .. yorkshire? Really?

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Post by gnome » Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:47 pm

The new Doctor always got lots of hate until he won people over, or didn't.

Same thing will happen here.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:24 pm

ed does have a point.

Having a female Dr. Who messes up all the Dr. Who slash fanfic.

Not that I would know anything about such matters.

I merely assume it exists. Rule 34 you know.
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Post by gnome » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:30 pm

Au contraire--I'm sure the slashfic invented the gender swapped Doctor (and other variations thereof) before TV did.
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Re: Dr. Who is no more

Post by ed » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:16 am

Its just wrong. End of story.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:29 am

gnome wrote:Au contraire--I'm sure the slashfic invented the gender swapped Doctor (and other variations thereof) before TV did.
What a relief. :)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:33 am

ed wrote:Its just wrong. End of story.
In Gene Roddenberry's original pitch, the character that became Mister Spock was a female Vulcan. :coolspecs:
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Re: Dr. Who is no more

Post by ed » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:35 am

Dr. Ho.

heh
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Re: Dr. Who is no more

Post by sparks » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:33 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
ed wrote:Its just wrong. End of story.
In Gene Roddenberry's original pitch, the character that became Mister Spock was a female Vulcan. :coolspecs:
FAIL.

The original Number One was played by Majel herself and did not have pointy ears, although she only got horny about once every 7 years.

Sound familiar ed? :D

BTW, the redhead in the pilot was eminently do-able. I hear Charlie 'ad her.
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Post by ed » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:37 am

Ah ... if only ...
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Post by sparks » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:40 am

ed wrote:Trolling. I don't think a chick Dr does it for me though.
It's OK ed.

There is nothing ... wrong ... etc. :)
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Post by sparks » Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:42 am

But serially, testosterone isn't all it's cracked up to be: Just take a look at Listy!

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