Ted's best licks

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Ted's best licks

Postby shemp » Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:07 pm

It was all downhill from here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCR3GSXGFc4
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Re: Ted's best licks

Postby Doctor X » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:03 am

I prefer the Japanese Limey Original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXnoWb88Jr4

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