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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:15 pm

That...is an excellent point
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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:22 am

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Post by Grammatron » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:29 am

Did the Russian trolls spread the trailers as well?

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Re: The new Disney Star Wars doesn't suck ... THE FANS SUCK!!!!1!!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:38 am

Analysis:
Major premise: If some Russians think a movie sucks, it's because they are Russians not because the movie sucks.
Minor premise: If everybody else thinks the movie sucks, it's Russian mind control.
Conclusion: Movies are made by Democrats.
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Post by gnome » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:36 pm

Grammatron wrote:
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Did the Russian trolls spread the trailers as well?
:lol:
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Re: The new Disney Star Wars doesn't suck ... THE FANS SUCK!!!!1!!!

Post by gnome » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:38 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:38 am
Analysis:
Major premise: If some Russians think a movie sucks, it's because they are Russians not because the movie sucks.
Minor premise: If everybody else thinks the movie sucks, it's Russian mind control.
Conclusion: Movies are made by Democrats.
Conjecture: Weaponized trolling has been invented. Russians have decided to hone and exploit this tactic.
This is irrelevant to whether the troll statements should be considered accurate.
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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:46 pm

They should tell themselves "It's just a show and I really should relax."
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Post by gnome » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:22 pm

Good advice all around. If it starts to suck, find something good :)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:24 pm

"Weaponized trolling" == being a meanie on the internet.

Tough shit if they say your sucky movie sucks.

And plenty of people said the second trilogy sucked (or was "too political") without Lucas having hissy fits and descending into conspiracy theories.
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Re: The new Disney Star Wars doesn't suck ... THE FANS SUCK!!!!1!!!

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:08 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:24 pm
"Weaponized trolling" == being a meanie on the internet.

Tough shit if they say your sucky movie sucks.

And plenty of people said the second trilogy sucked (or was "too political") without Lucas having hissy fits and descending into conspiracy theories.
But this is about an academic paper by someone with a PhD Abdul!! :cry:
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 03, 2018 9:27 am

That classic Star Trek episode with Frank Gorshin in semi-blackface was left wing propaganda.
One of the best episodes ever, and it wouldn't have worked if they'd toned down the propaganda.

What these guys want is for their movie to get applauded just for being left wing propaganda.
That is not enough. It must not suck.
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Post by gnome » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:16 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:08 am
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:24 pm
"Weaponized trolling" == being a meanie on the internet.

Tough shit if they say your sucky movie sucks.

And plenty of people said the second trilogy sucked (or was "too political") without Lucas having hissy fits and descending into conspiracy theories.
But this is about an academic paper by someone with a PhD Abdul!! :cry:
Don't get that reference.

It's not about specifically movies, or presidents, or anything. And it's no huge conspiracy. They've noticed that they can get us riled up by stirring the pot. Even if it's over stupid shit it has effects.

One to the other... one to the other...
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If you've seen the episode you know it is not the Russians I am mad at in my analogy.
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