Sometimes his people are a river to him

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Sometimes his people are a river to him

Post by gnome » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:34 pm

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sometimes his people are a river to him

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Jul 08, 2018 10:46 am

Nice. :D


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Re: Sometimes his people are a river to him

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:29 pm

The Beetkejuice one...

They made him look so much like The Joker that I was straining my brain trying to figure what scene from which Batman movie it was, until I realized that was Beetlejuice
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