More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:21 am

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:27 pm

Sashi Brown, Executive VP of Operations, fired by the Browns.

Hue Jackson will return next year. :hyper:

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Grammatron » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:13 pm

You think Cleveland Browns is a money laundering operations?
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:47 pm

Well it must be something. They sure don't play pro football.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Doctor X » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:56 pm

Andy Hart, Pats reporter, quipped that they want to give Jackson the opportunity to get his second win. . . .

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:43 pm

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The Browns should trade Hue Jackson to the Bengals in exchange for getting rid of Hue Jackson
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Doctor X » Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:35 am

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The Onion

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:11 am

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Hue Jackson says it's fair to question if DeShone Kizer will 'ever get it,' and ponders benching him

DeShone Kizer again threw away points in the red zone with an ill-advised pass that turned into an interception.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Doctor X » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:14 am

Bench him for whom . . . or what?

At this point?

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:19 am

It reads like an Onion article.

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... desho.html

Hue Jackson has tried a lot of tough love to coax the best out of DeShone Kizer, but wondered out loud for the first time after Sunday's 27-10 loss to the Ravens if the rookie has what it takes.

"He has some work to do,'' said Jackson, who's team dropped to 0-14 and 0-8 at home. "I think that's a fair question if he'll ever get it. I think he will, but he has to keep working.''

Jackson's answer was in direct response to Kizer throwing his league-leading sixth red zone interception against the Ravens according to profootballfocus.com, his third turnover of the game. Facing a third and 5 from the 6, he looked for Isaiah Crowell in the back of the end zone, where three defenders were waiting to pounce. Cornerback Brandon Carr came down with it, and that ended the Browns' chance of a comeback with 11:07 left in the game.

"Those are the things that he has to really fight against,'' said Jackson. "That's one of the areas of the field where there have been some struggles, but there has also been some improvement. You want to keep it going that way. Today we took a step back."

Kizer was also picked off in the first quarter by safety Eric Weddle, who now has six on the season, and was strip-sacked in the end zone, where the Ravens recovered it for a touchdown.


Even Kizer (20-of-37, 146, 0 TDs, 2 INTs, 41.0 rating) acknowledged that watching from the sidelines for four or five games may have helped him this season. The problem is, there was no Josh McCown to turn to when the going got rough. Jackson tried Kevin Hogan in Houston, and he threw three picks in the first half. It's also the dilemma facing him now if he wants to sit Kizer. The alternatives aren't great.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Doctor X » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:47 am

I like how they clarify that going 0-14 includes going 0-8 at home as if, somehow, they went 4-4 at home with a 0-14 record. Or perhaps everyone thinks they have 6 or 8 home games after this. . . .

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:49 pm

Drive-time talk radio guys were broadcasting from a bar tonight...arguing about the Browns...one guy says, "In 2020 or 2025 we're gonna be the new Patriots. We're like the Patriots of the 1990s."

They were arguing about the draft, front office, etc. One guy says, "Yeah, draft versus front office...it's like which came first, the chicken or the egg?" One of the other guys says, "The Browns are trying to figure that out."

I switched stations.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Doctor X » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:21 am

They could have been the Patriots of the 2000-20s in the 1990s if they did not fire Belichick. Granted, the asshole owner who fired him moved the team so that would have made the 1990s Ravens the Patriots of the 2000-20 and no one wants that.

But what can they do?

I visited a place Without Sports and their talk I listened similarly in the car actually discussed WNBA and Image soccer.

To be fair to Cleveland, what can they do? They have no good QB--or any QB--they do not see "the One" coming down the pike any time soon, so they have to suck, collect 1st round picks, and hope, by 2020-25 "the One" will show up. They should pay attention to Indy. Their "One" may be "Done." Think of the irony: they had not one but two Quarterbacks . . . of . . . DESTiny and over twenty years of that got one SB only, and they only got that one because Belichick thought "wide receivers? Nyaah" for one year.

If you have no pieces around him, no matter how good your QB is, he is going to get killed.

There is always basketball . . . well, at least for this year.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Grammatron » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:04 am

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Doctor X » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:07 pm

Oh great!

He has awakened a sleeping . . . sleeping . . . Brown.

Never mind.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Doctor X » Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:08 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GiX65okF0c

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Tyler Durden » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:48 am

It is his fault. Room full of snowflakes.
You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:54 pm

An example of a failure of leadership.

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... ls_di.html

Browns running back Isaiah Crowell felt disrespected when coach Hue Jackson gave him the ball only one more time after his 59-yard run in Sunday's 27-10 loss to the Ravens, but Jackson made it clear that's not the kind of run that will inspire him to feed the Crow.

"No, me and you, all five of us could have run through that hole,'' Jackson said as the Browns prepare to face the 4-10 Bears on Christmas Eve.

"Inspiring runs, just so we're all on the same page, are when you break tackles. It's the tough runs. It's when everybody is knocking the crap out of you and you find a way to still make 4 or 5 yards. That's running in the National Football League.''

He defended giving Crowell the ball only one more time that game despite the fact the Browns trailed only 17-10 at the half.

"When everything is blocked pretty and you can just run down up through there, that doesn't happen but once or twice in a game,'' said Jackson. "Not saying that Crow doesn't do that. He does it well for us, but I'm just saying you guys are talking about a run that - I'm being very honest - we all could have run through."


Sure, Hue. Way to improve morale.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:14 pm

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BREAKING: With the Browns clinching the #1 overall pick, every single draft eligible player has announced they are all returning to school
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