More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:15 pm


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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:36 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:37 am

http://www.fosterfh.com/obituaries.php?id=1238

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HURON - Paul Stark passed away on December 27, 2017 of complications from a brief illness, exacerbated by the hopeless condition of the Cleveland Browns, at Stein Hospice, Sandusky.
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Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner but had many well-earned blessings. Paul believed in paying it forward, and the goodwill he leaves behind will endure long after he's gone.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:14 pm

Wow.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Grammatron » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:06 pm

Oh Cleveland

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:13 pm

See you at the parade! :hyper:
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:31 am

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2192 ... ble-losers
Browns owner Jimmy Haslam confirmed that Hue Jackson will be the coach of the Browns in 2018.
Gee, what would it take to get fired? :notsure:
Haslam did not waver from his initial announcement Dec. 8 that Jackson will return and said that Jackson has provided "great leadership"

"I remember standing approximately here last year and apologizing to our fans for the poor job we had done as owners, and I would just reiterate that again. Our record is unacceptable and we accept full responsibility for that.

"I don't think that I need to say this ... Hue Jackson will be back as our coach next year in 2018. He and John (Dorsey, general manager) are already off to a good start together," Haslam said.

Jackson tried to sound a positive note post-game.

"This part of the journey is over with," he said. "The two years of this has been tough. But I think we're at the end of that road. I think our player know it. I think the organization knows it. I know our fans don't.

"I don't want anyone thinking that just because we're 0-16 I'm going to walk out the door. That's not going to happen. We're going to get this thing fixed. That's what John Dorsey is here for. That's what I'm here for. We're going to fix this."
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:47 am

"We're at the end of the road," is an appropriate statement.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:05 pm

When is somewhere in the outfield.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:10 pm

The links at Cleveland.com are kind of hilarious.

Browns become second team in NFL history to finish 0-16, so bring on the parade

Haslam: Hue will be hero 'when we win'

Shaw: Keeping Hue is strange but true

Pluto: Why Haslam is sticking with Hue

Players relieved season is over

Haslam denies he wants to sell team

Podcast: What comes after 0-16?
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:33 pm

@EarlLipphardtJr

GM John Dorsey now has the worst job in NFL- build a team around a meddling owner, moron HC, lack of skill players, and be the scapegoat.
@EarlLipphardtJr

So GM John Dorsey was told by his 1-31 anemic HC #FireHue that the coach will pick the OC? Because Hue has shown such brilliance on offense?
@AKinkhabwala

#Browns owner Jimmy Haslam said he TOLD new GM John Dorsey that Hue Jackson would return as head coach, that there was no debate. Says, "I don't think Hue has lost (his) magic."
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:41 pm

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by ed » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:05 pm

What could be more disappointing for Cleveland than the fact that it is in Cleveland? And in Ohio for chrissakes.

Have you ever been there? Shit. I worked for a company in Cinncinnnnaitttaie for a year and I am here to tell you that a .45 to the back of the skull would have been a welcome alternative to the stultifying bland that is the midwest. And Ohio in particular. Know where the Cinncinati international (HA!!!) airport is? Fucking Kentucky. That in and of itself should tell you something. And the best "restaurant" (HA!!HA!!) served poached hobo balls, or so it seemed.

Jesus. A loosing team playing some gay sport is barely the tip of the iceberg, ir boreburg as the natives call it.

Jesus, now I fell like I need to shower. Midwest. The horror. Ohio, the the the ...
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:10 pm

Could go in the Graph thread, but, well:



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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:19 am


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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:46 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.