More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:17 pm

Browns OL coach says that "... stretching is overrated because we won two world wars without it."
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Post by Grammatron » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:24 pm

In all seriousness, I've never seen a conclusive study on benefits of stretching before a game.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Grammatron » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:08 am

Browns release LB Mychal Kendricks after he was charged with insider trading
The Cleveland Browns have released linebacker Mychal Kendricks after he was charged Wednesday with insider trading by federal prosecutors to make nearly $1.2 million in illegal profits on four major investments four years ago.

In a statement, the Browns said they were aware of Kendricks' involvement prior to signing him to a one-year deal in June, but "circumstances have changed" and the team has elected to release him.

Kendricks apologized earlier Wednesday in a statement shortly after the announcement by U.S. Attorney William McSwain, admitting to insider trading and saying he accepts "full responsibility for my actions" and that he "knew it was wrong."
Impressive, in a way...but certainly unexpected.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:11 am

He clearly does not have a lawyer or is not listening to one. He is falling into the "we can just make this go away, right," delusion.

But who knows, maybe he will testify against Trump and get a sweet deal.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 30, 2018 12:58 pm

"Circumstances have changed," probably means his advice was of no use to the club's owners in their own financial transactions.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:42 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.