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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:37 am

Utterly asinine last shot by Dirk.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Ronin » Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:35 am

I've read that a specific non-call cost the Mavs the game but you know what? I don't buy it. It's like saying for example Bill Buckner has sole responsibility for the Red Sox losing the World Series vs. the Mets. That wasn't the case then, and it's not the case here.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:02 am

I have always despised Bob Stanley for throwing his catcher and first baseman under the bus. It was a wild pitch that allowed the tying run to score. He did not bother to cover first so had Buckner made the play there is no way he would have made it to first to get Mookie out. All . . . Bob "The Steaming Pile" Stanley's fault.

Before that, it was Clemens being a pussy and leaving the game: never could win the "big game" on his own. Then came Calvin "Deer in Headlights" Schiraldi. The RS lost game 6--and game 7--because they had no bullpen. But, you know, Bill Buckner's play is "ionci" to quote Mumbles Menino. As I have pontificated elsewhere, one of reasons the RS we IN the playoffs was Bill Buckner.

Years later, when Grady Little choked away the 2003 ALCS, potential MVP Tim Wakefield was inconsolable after giving up the home run to Aaron $%#$% Boone. RS had their chances before then to win it. Tim felt he became the next "Bill Buckner."

The first person Joe Torre congratulated after the RS won the 2004 ALCS was Tim Wakefield. He knew. Joe always had class. Something unheard of in a MFY uniform unless you are named "Mariano." No wonder the Mr. Hanky the Yankees Poo fired him. Too much class.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:47 pm

Good again triumphs over EVIL!

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:48 am

Good triumphs over Evil again!!

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Ronin » Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:50 am

All they need to do now is steal another one in Miami. They've got two chances and hopefully they'll only need one.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:45 pm

Ronin wrote:All they need to do now is steal another one in Miami. They've got two chances and hopefully they'll only need one.
Oh the Mavs?




I meant the MFYs lost. . . .

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Re: How about them Mavs!

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:05 am

And Good triumphs over EVIL.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:08 am

Though I cannot call Toronto "Evil" given their manager is the well-loved former Red Sox pitching coach.

--J.D.

P.S. Oh yeah . . . Congratulations Mavs!

P.P.S. "Not one, not two, not three," no, none of that Princess!
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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Ronin » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:14 am

Nice! I celebrated with half a beer. Would've had more but I'm not supposed to drink because of my meds.

Suck it, LeBron!

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:52 am

One can only hope the defeat eats at them.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Ronin » Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:01 am

It will. I think the team will be seen as a failure now. They were SUPPOSED to win the Finals, you know.

Meanwhile some of the jokes coming out of the woodworks are hilarious--these were actually tweeted to him.

If you ask LeBron for change for a dollar, he'll only give you three quarters.

You know why Lebron didn't go to college? He didn't want to show up for the finals

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Ronin » Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:38 am

Now he is claiming that the "greater man upstairs" says it's not yet his time...so he believes in the invisible sky genie, too.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:24 am

Just another reason to despise the prima dona asshole.

He and A-Fraud should become lovers . . . in a room of mirrors.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:19 am

Ronin wrote:It will. I think the team will be seen as a failure now. They were SUPPOSED to win the Finals, you know.

Meanwhile some of the jokes coming out of the woodworks are hilarious--these were actually tweeted to him.

If you ask LeBron for change for a dollar, he'll only give you three quarters.

You know why Lebron didn't go to college? He didn't want to show up for the finals

City of Dallas just announced tomorrow is @Kingjames Day. Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early
Those are pretty good. I like the one about three quarters best.

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:19 am

"I still really can't believe it. The team worked so long and so hard. The team deserves this. The Mavs nation deserves this," Nowitski said. "I could not get in a rhythm today but the team carried me to this win."

"I gotta give it up for the fellas," Nowitski said.
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A dejected James shook a few hands before quickly walking off the floor. The rest of the Heat stayed out to shake the hands.

"It hurts, of course. But I am not going to hang my head low," James told reporters after the game.
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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:10 am

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Re: How about them Mavs!

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Doctor X wrote:Image

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Re: How about them Mavs!

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:39 am

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