Butt grab celebrations could get Iranian players 74 lashes

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Butt grab celebrations could get Iranian players 74 lashes

Post by grayman » Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:03 pm

Butt grab celebrations could get banned Iranian players 74 lashes
Mohammed Nosrati and Sheis Rezaei of Iranian league club Persepolis have already been banned indefinitely from entering any stadium in the country after celebrating goals in their side's nationally televised win over Damash Gilan last weekend by grabbing their teammate's backsides. They were also fined about $40,000 each. It was a harsh penalty for acts deemed "immoral" under the country's strict regulations, but it could end up being the easiest part of their punishment.

According to Iran's "semiofficial" Fars News Agency, the two players now face the very real possibility of imprisonment and 74 lashes on the pitch from which they've been banned.
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Re: Butt grab celebrations could get Iranian players 74 lash

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 04, 2011 12:35 am

Pay attention, Bruce and Lister; never visit Iran.
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Re: Butt grab celebrations could get Iranian players 74 lash

Post by Tiosylanyl » Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:03 am

asthmatic camel wrote:Pay attention, Bruce and Lister; never visit Iran.
Remember this advice when the Iranians get a hold of some of your "special" photos.

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Re: Butt grab celebrations could get Iranian players 74 lash

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:14 pm

They'd love me in Iran; I like a good spanking just as much as they do.

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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:00 pm

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