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Post by grayman » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:37 am

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:02 pm

What?

No New England Revolution?

:D

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Post by izittrue » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:44 pm

Ouch. Truth does hurt.
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:23 am

Anyone can have a bad century. . . .

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Post by izittrue » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:58 am

But two in a row ? Wait till next year and this one hasn't even started.
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:18 am

Could be worse . . . you could be a Pirates fan.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:10 am

At least there are people still alive, myself included, who remember seeing the Pirates win a World Series.

Remember Willie Stargell? Remember "We Are Family"? I was rooting for the Orioles in that one. Not an Orioles fan, but I thought they were the less annoying team.
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:27 am

True. However Jiroemon Kimura still lives along with at least ten others who could "remember" the last Cubs WS win. . . .

. . . though not the oldest Cubs fan:
Her longevity allowed her a rare bragging point: She was a Cubs fan who actually was alive when the Cubs last won the World Series in 1908.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:00 am

Ah, now that is an old-school Japanese name. You don't see many names ending with -emon any more (except the cartoon character Doraemon) but it used to be pretty common. Wikipedia says that he is "the longest-lived verified man in history" but I seem to recall that the Guinness Book of World Records used to recognize another Japanese man as being even older. I guess some doubt has been cast on that claim.

I found a reference to him:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shigechiyo_Izumi

Yes, Guinness used to recognize his claim, but they no longer do.
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Post by grayman » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:28 pm

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:34 pm

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:12 pm

ON PACE FOR 163 WINS BABY!!1!11111!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Post by Tiosylanyl » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:51 pm

Doctor X wrote:ON PACE FOR 163 WINS BABY!!1!11111!

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:56 pm

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by hammegk » Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:29 am

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:26 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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