The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:02 pm

Assuming, of course, that Cleveland has an act that it can get together.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Grammatron » Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:25 pm

Doctor X wrote:You know . . . there is a "big" UK following for the Patriots for some odd reason. One fan is an ex-special forces who deals with security in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Why is all of that important?

Said guy explained the football soccer rankings in the UK to the Official Pats Press Dudes [All Rights Reserv'd by Robert Kraft. Do not fuck with him.--Ed.]. How teams can be "demoted" to a lower level for failure to perform.

The Official Pats Press Dudes love the idea--"someone get Robert on the line!"--and could you imagine it? You would have a real "minor league" for football that is not called "America's Hat" and it would force poorly run teams--sorry Pyrrho--to get their acts together.

In a way we already have it. Current pundits have already declared that next year, if everyone is healthy--always an "if" in the NFL--we have the Patriots, Indy, a fight between Baltimore and Pittsburgh, Denver fighting with KC and, of course, Seattle, Niners, New Orleans, and Some Team from the NFC East which Means Dallas is on the East Coast. Certain teams have gotten their "acts together."

Pats Fan Boys [Tm.--Ed.] will bleat "the Pats shoulda been 14-2 and hosting Penis Head I Won This Game as a Team in Foxboroug(h)!!!" Cooler heads will remind them they "shoulda" lost to New Orleans and Cleveland and been 10-6. The games turn on such fine lines to mix metaphors like a fine mist of concrete.

But Jacksonville? Cleveland? Detroit? Oakland? . . . perhaps they need to be demoted for a few years and be forced to get their acts together.

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I am familiar with that sytem and I like it, but it only works if you have a great number of teams. I always thought that it would work best with college football (except make it semi-pro as it should be) that way you can have many different divisions and teams moving up and down according to their ability.

As for NFL, it's ownership. Detroit actually has a good team on paper, maybe switching coaches will help. Hell, SF went from garbage to a powerhouse and all they did is switch coaches. The rest, well...good luck to the sports fans in those cities (sorry Pyrrho).
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:37 pm

Well we have a new coach. Now all we need is a quarterback.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Tiosylanyl » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:27 am

Pyrrho wrote:Well we have a new coach. Now all we need is a quarterback.


I hear Vince Young is available and looking for a steady source of income.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:30 am

Might as well go with Vince Neal. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby izittrue » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:35 pm

Is it next year yet? Denver to lose. We need a Super Bowl betting post. You know how many turnovers ..how many times we will hear Omaha... How many field goals etc.
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Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:43 am

The seagulls to lose.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Doctor X » Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:35 am

:Waaaah:Current Division Round Week Pickies:



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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:09 pm

Sea Chickens to flounder.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby grayman » Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:53 pm

Denever does diddly.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:33 pm

AFGHANISTAN — Deep in the most remote regions of Afghanistan, loyal San Francisco 49er fans serving in a Recon platoon are eagerly awaiting news of their beloved football team, and speculating on how satisfying it will be to beat the “Sheattle Cheathawks” in their own domain.

Lance Cpl. Richard Gutierrez, a San Francisco native now stationed at Camp Pendleton, considers himself an expert in all things NFL.

“It’s gonna be a tough match, for sure,” Gutierrez said as he ripped open his pizza MRE. “But the Niners have won all their away games in the playoffs and have better game stats in the latter half of the season. Even with the unfair advantage of having better fans and those bullshit top-seed home game rules, Kap can easily drive it home for us.”


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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby grayman » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:17 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:39 am

Wow, what else can go wrong for Denver?
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby jacks » Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:26 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Wow, what else can go wrong for Denver?


not over yet.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Doctor X » Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:32 am

jacks wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:Wow, what else can go wrong for Denver?


not over yet.


Fat Lady is warming up.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby jacks » Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:33 am

Doctor X wrote:
jacks wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:Wow, what else can go wrong for Denver?


not over yet.


Fat Lady is warming up.

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So i see.

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Postby Evolver » Mon Feb 03, 2014 1:43 am

The Kitten Bowl was a better game.
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Postby Pyrrho » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:00 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby silverdrake » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:02 am

Isn't it just embarrassing for Denver at this point?

I mean, they should just concede and walk away.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge IX

Postby Doctor X » Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:05 am

Peyton?

That fetid liquid oozing down the drain behind you?




That is your legacy.

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