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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:46 am

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Fri May 09, 2014 12:41 pm

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Fri May 09, 2014 7:37 pm

Alleged leaked Patriots scouting report...

http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/ ... -patriots/
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Evolver » Sat May 10, 2014 12:15 am

Maybe the Browns should have picked Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, who's name sounds like a taunt directed at Monica Lewinsky.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun May 11, 2014 10:46 am

So, I don't know if this deserves its own thread, and it isn't strictly on topic here, but the first openly gay player was drafted too. He was the 249th pick overall. I don't know if he fell down the draft ranking because of the gay thing or if that is the correct ranking for him based purely on athletic criteria.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/footb ... -1.1787804
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun May 11, 2014 1:49 pm

My guess is that not only were there closeted gay NFL players before this, but gay players out to their colleagues but unpublicized.

Much as in the entertainment business fifty years ago.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Sun May 11, 2014 1:49 pm

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

That's all we're talking about, really. That's why all the tears of joy and happiness.

Party on, dudes, you're gonna be rich.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by WildCat » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:34 am

Now why do people roll up $20 bills in bathrooms?

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:40 am

To give a target to pee through?







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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:52 am

How many years before free agency?
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:46 am

Depends on whether or not he is suspended and/or the Browns cut him. . . .

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by jacks » Tue Aug 19, 2014 9:02 pm

- Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel extended his middle finger toward the Washington Redskins bench after a third-quarter incompletion during Monday night's 24-23 preseason loss.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11373 ... n-redskins

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:47 am

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... y_man.html
CBS analyst and former Bengals quarterback Boomer Esiason raised his own middle finger to Johnny Manziel Tuesday by unloading on the rookie on his radio show.

"I'm telling you right now, he is not even remotely close to being ready," Esiason said at the open of his show on WFAN in New York. "If he opened as the starting quarterback in Pittsburgh in Week 1, he would get his ass kicked. And his ass would be driven into the ground. Because I'm telling you, other teams hate this guy. Hate him."
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:31 pm

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... osing.html
Truth is, the job was there for the taking by Manziel and he blew it. He was competing against a player in Brian Hoyer who was coming off a torn right anterior cruciate ligament and who's started a total of four NFL games.

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While Manziel was clubbing from coast-to-coast, Hoyer was at the Browns facility every day, rehabbing his repaired knee and working out with other injured players such as receiver Charles Johnson.

He revealed at the start of camp that from the moment team doctors let him start working out after the surgery to the day veterans reported for camp July 25, he took a total of five days off. In between, he studied the playbook and learned the terminology, which is job No. 1 for a quarterback in a new scheme.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Tiosylanyl » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:00 am

Maybe his nickname should be changed to Johnny Clipboard.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Cool Hand » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:24 pm

Somebody wrote in the OP:
And he's an asshole.
Told ya.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Doctor X » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:00 pm

Or maybe "Johnny Bench?"

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Grammatron » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:17 pm

What's that expression, money plays? The merchandising sales mean he is popular, so we will likely see a repeat of Tim Tebow in that fans will demand he Manziel plays.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:54 pm

For now he generates increased ticket sales.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Post by Cool Hand » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:56 pm

Pyrrho wrote:For now he generates increased ticket sales.
To see that his ass gets pounded into the turf or gets splinters on the bench. I'd give his NFL career a year or less. Nobody wants a cokehead rock star who won't put in the work to play with the pros, especially his coaches and teammates.

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