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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Doctor X » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:13 am

There are pools on when Hoyer--who is not that good--goes and "Bring in Johnny Football." I was tempted to make if part of Sorry to Make You Cry.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:19 pm

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... ordon.html

Johnny Manziel threw a big party Friday night that resulted in his fine for being late for treatment Saturday morning and Josh Gordon suspended for missing the Saturday walk-through, several sources told cleveland.com.

The source told told cleveland.com that Josh Gordon, who's suspended for today's game against the Ravens, attended Manziel's party along with other members of the team.

CBS Sports' Jason LaCanfora first reported that Manziel threw the party.

By Saturday morning, team security was sent to Manziel's apartment to try to find him, because he failed to show up for treatment on the hamstring, and he wasn't answering his phone, a source told cleveland.com on Saturday. The source also said he was fined for being tardy.


and
Browns' Johnny Manziel: 'It's been a year of growing up for me' Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel talks about his first year in the NFL after being drafted with the 22nd pick. He said he is committed to the team and will work hard in the offseason to be prepared next year. Manziel is out for the final game of the season because of a hamstring injury.


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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Doctor X » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:36 pm

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Pyrrho » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:06 pm

Shy boy.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:07 am

Whoopsie.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12216 ... urces-said

Now the Browns point to 2015 with a talented but misguided quarterback who must repair the wreckage done in his own locker room.

Interviews by ESPN.com with nearly 20 Browns sources, both on the record and on condition of anonymity, along with several NFL personnel sources reveal the Manziel-related problems run deep.

Those who spoke talked of a year-long pattern that showed a lack of commitment and preparation, a failure to be ready when given a chance in his first start against Cincinnati and a continued commitment to nightlife, which affected his preparation and work while in the team facility.

As one player put it, Manziel throughout the entire 2014 season was a "100 percent joke."


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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:24 am

Well . . . no one could predict that. . . .

I am sure that guy who steals shrimp will be much, much better.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Grammatron » Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:01 am

There's always next year!
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby You May Award The Try » Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:30 pm

Grammatron wrote:There's always next year!


Not really a positive statment in Cleveland, the homeland of frustrated promise.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby You May Award The Try » Mon Jan 26, 2015 7:43 pm

Doctor X wrote:Well . . . no one could predict that. . . .

I am sure that guy who steals shrimp will be much, much better.

--J.D.


Probably will. The Shrimp Stealer's set of issues aren't as directly toxic to being a QB. He's basically a slightly more emotional but more physically skilled version of the douchebag currently playing QB for my Pittsburgh Steelers. Johnny Football is Kordell Stewart without as much speed or dedication. Or arm strength. Maybe a little better accuracy, but seeing Kordell Stewart was the master of the bounce pass...

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:29 pm

We liked him:

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby You May Award The Try » Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:15 pm

Say what you will about Kordell, but as quarterbacks with no throwing accuracy and who are incapable of making more than two reads before being forced to run for his life go, probably the greatest ever.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:18 pm

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Ben Trovado » Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:20 pm




There was speculation from a local radio host that maybe the attorney did that as an "out" to allow him to withdraw from the case.

The only thing dumber than an attorney accidentally sending that quote out to the freaking AP is an attorney who KNOWINGLY would do so. the only thing Manzel has going for him know (apart from the well wishes of his coke dealer, which are overflowing. Much like the coke.) is a decent malpractice claim against this attorney.

Congrats, Manzel, you managed - in your alcohol and drug-induced stupor - to locate the one guy who is as big a screw-up as you. but then you went and hired him.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:03 pm

He'll be dead in a year.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:56 pm

Only if he commits suicide or drives drunk/high or something like that. He faces a nice slow decline both physically and psychologically. Apparently he tweeted/myfaced a picture of him wearing his old Browns jersey in support of the other Browns Idiot who was suspended for a year . . . only to be caught again.

I think the only mystery is whether or not he will out-Ryan Leaf Ryan Leaf. Perhaps the best thing that can happen to him is to has his ass tossed into prison for a good year. However, I am sure he will find someone else to blame for it other than his stupid-ass self.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Rob Lister » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:29 am

Pyrrho wrote:He'll be dead in a year.


If that becomes true you must know they're coming after you. Winning our Death Pool could be the motive.

Do you have any predictions about Miley Cyrus?

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:43 am

Rob Lister wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:He'll be dead in a year.


If that becomes true you must know they're coming after you. Winning our Death Pool could be the motive.

Do you have any predictions about Miley Cyrus?

Can't predict shit that's already come true.
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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jul 01, 2016 8:58 am

He has been suspended four games . . . should he actually get signed by a team.

That should wake him up.

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Re: Get over yourself, Johnny Football

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:36 am

Maybe if they send a sternly-worded letter.

Long fall ahead before he "hits bottom," and even then, good luck, kid.

Addiction sucks. A pox on his suppliers and enablers, etc.
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