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World Cup thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 14, 2014 2:44 am

I guess the big story so far is Holland absolutely ass-raping defending champion Spain in their first match.

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Spain's only goal came on a PK. Holland's were all pretty good.
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:19 am

How was the acting?

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by hammegk » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:14 pm

The vids have been re-moved.

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by shemp » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:24 pm

Ass-raping? It was a complete butt-fisting sans lube.
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:04 pm

England versus Italy on.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Meanwhile . . . baseball!

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:05 pm

No, wait. A guy in blue collapses in pain . . . does not get a call . . . and heroically ties his shoe.

Now nothing is happening.

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:22 pm

Something is happening!!

They guy in white is . . . no . . . he lost that ball.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:35 pm

SOMETHING HAPPENED!! Image

The blue guys hit the ball while the white guys stood around and now they are getting all gay with one another.






It is the English team after all.


Not . . . that there is anything wrong with that.

No, wait, what am I thinking?! The English are white!

But now the English are getting gay.

I do not know if I can handle this excitement!!11!! Image

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by shemp » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:45 pm

Just wait until later! Ivory Coast vs. Japan! Nonstop orgasm!!!
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 14, 2014 10:47 pm

Image

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 14, 2014 11:58 pm

Rooney kinda sucked, didn't he?

Other than that one assist.
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Jun 15, 2014 12:14 am

Fuggin great, maybe my dumbass neighbours will stop blowing their fuggin vuvuzelas at all fuggin hours soon.
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:06 pm

MURICA!!! :De_Bunk:
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:54 pm

USA!USA!USA!

But . . . nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Still nothing is happening.

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by gnome » Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:49 am

I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:07 am

gnome wrote:I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.


NOT THAT WORLD CUP YOU MORON!!!!1!!



I was only able to watch the first half of the USA match and I missed the first goal because I went to put on a kettle of water to make coffee when the match wasn't even started yet and then I went to the bathroom and by the time I got back they were already up 1-0.
I see the went on to win 2-1, so I guess I missed a good second half. Oh well.
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:24 am

You missed ten seconds out of 90 minutes of paint drying punctuated by bad acting.

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by gnome » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:28 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
gnome wrote:I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.


NOT THAT WORLD CUP YOU MORON!!!!1!!


Sorry, I'll start over...

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Witness » Tue Jun 17, 2014 3:52 am

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Re: World Cup thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:08 am

gnome wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:
gnome wrote:I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.


NOT THAT WORLD CUP YOU MORON!!!!1!!


Sorry, I'll start over...

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Er, which one?

Muller?
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