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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:25 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
gnome wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:
gnome wrote:I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.


NOT THAT WORLD CUP YOU MORON!!!!1!!


Sorry, I'll start over...

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Er, which one?

Muller?


What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
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Re: World Cup thread

Postby shemp » Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:38 am

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:50 am

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby gnome » Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:14 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:
gnome wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:
gnome wrote:I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.


NOT THAT WORLD CUP YOU MORON!!!!1!!


Sorry, I'll start over...

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Er, which one?

Muller?


What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?


The thing about Argentina is, they always try to walk it in.
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Re: World Cup thread

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jun 18, 2014 6:17 am

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:00 am

Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.


:lol:
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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:05 am

Reminds me of my kids. :x

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:36 am

Truth be told I [Stole.--Ed.] acquired it from a friend who uses it to explain to his European friends why 'Mericans hate soccer. He offered this as a rebuttal:

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But, yeah, the flopping is a major problem. Particularly when one of the criticisms of the USA!USA!USA! team is that they do not know who to "sell" penalties.

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:04 am

How exactly is that a rebuttal?

They both got up immediately and didn't pretend to be severely injured.

Did a typical bench-clearing brawl ensue after that play? Looks like the type of play that might spark one.
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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:23 am

Question asked:
Anaxagoras wrote:How exactly is that a rebuttal?


Question answered.
They both got up immediately and didn't pretend to be severely injured.


Unlike the pansies who play soccerball.

--J.D.

P.S.
I recall the play and the benches did not "empty" since that was the "standard way of playing." In 2007, San Diego got screwed out of a playoff birth from such a play. Both players were concussed and the umpire erroneously called the runner "safe" despite the fact he never actually touched the plate. Colorado Rockies win . . . go one to lose 4 straight to the Glorious Red Sox in the World Series. That play caused a lot of consternation. Old Luddites like Tim Kurchinanmyvaginaisbleeding wailed about how fans would HATE a replay. Sure. Colorado Rockies fans would, but the San Diego Padres fans felt quite otherwise . . . each time the play was replayed showing the runner was out.

THIS play a few years later sort of pushed MLB--seeing NFL and now NHL dealing with concussions--to enforce their own rules.





In neither case were either players carted off in orange boats.
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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:23 am

Ah, so more of a "counterpoint" than a "rebuttal" really.

Good comparison.

Those two guys falling down in feigned agony is priceless though. Just like little kids trying to get Dad to punish the other one.
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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:43 am

And that is what soccer is.

Which is my it is not respected.

To be fair, the same criticism may be leveled to the NBA where "Stars" can do whatever they want and "draw fouls" by basically crashing into defenders on the way to the basket.

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Harikrish » Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:21 pm

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jun 18, 2014 4:32 pm

That's the thing with soccer, though. FIFA (ha!) can take care of the diving in a matter of months. Start putting in fines and suspensions for people who dive and see the practice disappear.
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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:42 pm

Precisely. But they celebrate being pussies.

This is why they lose wars.

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jun 18, 2014 7:20 pm

SOMETHING HAPPENED!!!1!!

A bunch of guys are getting gay with each other on the field!

Now nothing is happening. . . .

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Re: World Cup thread

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:53 pm

Spain should pull the goalie.







What?

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Re: World Cup thread

Postby grayman » Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:00 am

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