An NFL Player Got A Tattoo On His Face To Keep Himself From Ever Getting A Normal Job
... Westbrooks told ESPN's Nick Wagoner that he got a tattoo below his eye in 2011 because he never wanted to get a normal job again. Making it in the NFL would be the only way to prevent him from becoming "a guy that has a tattoo on his face looking for another job." ...
And after his football career is over, a Roman death?
Pix at link. Not a particularly outrageous specimen.