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Postby Pyrrho » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:52 pm

Josh Gordon again..
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... -year-ban/

PFT’s Mike Florio has confirmed Gordon is in line for a one-year ban for a violation of the NFL’s substance-abuse policy.

A source tells Florio that Gordon tested positive for alcohol. Moreover, a source tells Florio that Gordon’s suspension looks to be a “done deal,” with a reversal of the ban not expected. As Florio notes, Gordon is subject to alcohol testing because of his July 2014 DWI arrest.
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Postby Tiosylanyl » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:55 pm

Quelle fucking surprise.

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Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:01 am

Forget that, are his balls soft?








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Postby Pyrrho » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:04 am

There is an "NFL is playing hard ball" joke in here somewhere but, meh.
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Postby Tiosylanyl » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:46 am

Pyrrho wrote:There is an "NFL is playing hard ball" joke in here somewhere but, meh.


They're playing hardball with Marshawn Lynch for checking whether his balls are soft.

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Postby MrMonty » Mon Jan 26, 2015 3:49 am

woah... wait a minute. ALCOHOL?

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Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 26, 2015 4:14 am

Yes.

His use of it promotes ISIS.

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Postby MrMonty » Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:40 pm

Doctor X wrote:Yes.

His use of it promotes ISIS.

Why do you support ISIS, MrMonty?

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If in some roundabout way it helps Cleveland win football games I have no choice but to support them.

I'd like to hate on someone who makes millions and can't follow some simple rules but it sounds like the type of discipline you'd use on teenagers. If the guy really is that stupid, his drug and alcohol habit really that bad, his personality and behavior that toxic, then cut his ass for those reasons.

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Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 26, 2015 2:39 pm

But, apparently, he can play a roll.

Hence, you do not cut Ray Rice--unless forced to or he is on the downside--Ray Lewis, Suggs, Suh, or others.

Some players are less-responsible than teenagers, and this appears to be one of them. That being written, there is the question whether or not it is the role of NFL to be parents to the players and dictate morality.

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Postby Pyrrho » Fri Jan 30, 2015 1:38 am

...and in the YOU MADE ME CRY department...

https://medium.com/the-cauldron/an-open ... b5c4e64cf3

An Open Letter To Charles Barkley & Co.

Yes, I have a “problem,” but it’s not the one all of you seem to think it is.

By Josh Gordon


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Postby Rob Lister » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:24 am

Pyrrho wrote:...and in the YOU MADE ME CRY department...

https://medium.com/the-cauldron/an-open ... b5c4e64cf3

An Open Letter To Charles Barkley & Co.

Yes, I have a “problem,” but it’s not the one all of you seem to think it is.

By Josh Gordon


:cowbell:


Well... He's a good writer. A good self-apologist. It is buyable.

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Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:27 am

"And when I care, I will give you a call."

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Dumbass is dumbass. His main problem is his apologetics for being a dumbass.

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Postby Pyrrho » Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:18 am

Suspended for a year.
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Postby Doctor X » Wed Feb 04, 2015 2:34 am

On the one hand "USMC"--or as the Ex-DI put it "You Signed the Motherfucking Contract!" He knew what he agreed to, and he chose to keep violating the policy.

On the other hand, the policy appears rather draconian particularly in comparison to other infractions. Case in point: while I understand if you keep violating policy--and a violation puts you under greater restrictions which may or may not be fair--the penalties escalate, we are still facing this stupid situation: you get suspended longer for a toke and a drink then you do for punching out a woman about half your weight and abusing a child. And make no mistake: what Peterson did to 'his child" was abuse. Period.

Deflategate, Spygate, Bountygate--and now . . . Piped-in-Noisegate?--exacerbate the situation. Few understand "spygate" and perhaps one can blame His Billness [PBUH--Ed.] for not making it clear: you could film all you want. You can still film all you want. You just cannot do it in one area. Through his arrogance, His Billness ignored a command from Goodell. Goodell is a self-important fat-head, but you disobey orders to your peril.

Now bring in the far more dangerous Bountygate. In this case the coach not only lied repeatedly to Goodell--which His Billness did not do--he tried to obstruct the investigation. Yet, publicly, people think "Spygate" is worse. Much of that is His Billness' Fluffy Character [Tm.--Ed.] and the fact the Pats kept winning. Had the Faints won as much as some thought they should, people may have grown to hate them as well. Nevertheless, ask Brett "I Might Retire I Think" Favrererre(r) about being taken out of a game.

"But everyone did it." And "everyone" taped and still tapes.

Now Deflategate: now it appears that 11 balls were not significantly underinflated.

Nevertheless, we have big fines, potential suspensions--actual suspensions in the case of the Saints--but if you punch out a woman that is only two games. Rape someone? Maybe six games. Beat the shit out of a child? We have all been there!

This all gives the impression that Goodell and His Minions have little interest in "right" and "justice" or even substance abuse, and more interest in being control freaks.

In a way, kudos to Manzel for cluing in--finally.

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