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God's fantasy team

Post by Evolver » Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:29 pm

According to Cam Newton:
"I'm on somebody's fantasy league. I think it's the man upstairs."

If you think about it, with the Panthers' performance this season, this may be so, but not in the way Cam may be referring.
God picked Cam for his team, and now he's pissed, so he caused Newton's truck to roll, either to kill him, or teach him a fucking lesson.
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Re: God's fantasy team

Post by Grammatron » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:19 pm

Evolver wrote:According to Cam Newton:
"I'm on somebody's fantasy league. I think it's the man upstairs."

If you think about it, with the Panthers' performance this season, this may be so, but not in the way Cam may be referring.
God picked Cam for his team, and now he's pissed, so he caused Newton's truck to roll, either to kill him, or teach him a fucking lesson.
That does sound like god: has all the power to make people do what he wants but gets angry and punishes people when he doesn't like the outcome.

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Re: God's fantasy team

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:27 pm

Cam Newton should count his blessings.

At least the Big Guy didn't ask him to sacrifice his son or something. :)
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