Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

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Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Mar 17, 2015 2:51 am

Doesn't seem like a very fair fight but I guess that isn't the point:

http://www.sltrib.com/home/2248523-155/ ... paring-for
I've learned the real reason why Mitt Romney chose not to run for president for a third time in 2016.

He's taking up boxing.

In fact, Romney is slated to fight former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield in the marquee event during a several-bout evening at the Rail Event Center near the Union Pacific Depot in Salt Lake City on May 15.

"It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious," Romney quipped in an interview recently. "It won't be much of a fight. We'll both suit up and get in the ring and spar around a little bit."

Alas, it will be a one-fight career for the 68-year-old former Massachusetts governor and Salt Lake City Winter Olympics boss.
Besides the fact that Holyfield is a former champion, he's 16 years younger than Romney. It's for charity.
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Re: Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

Post by gnome » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:06 pm

What should be his boxer nickname?
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Re: Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

Post by ed » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:06 pm

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Re: Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

Post by Evolver » Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:22 am

- It's for a good cause: getting the shit beat out of Mitt. I'd donate $1000 to ensure that Holyfield doesn't pull any punches.

- Speaking of punches, what's the line on whether or not Mitt punches like a girl?

- Or hires on of his undocumented gardeners to fight for him?

- Very quickly, Mitt will find himself in his natural position: lying.

- Evander had better protect his ears.
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Re: Mitt Romney vs. Evander Holyfield

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:26 pm

What's Evander's position on immigration? :BigGrin3:
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