Football: Demolition Bowl

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Football: Demolition Bowl

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Apr 25, 2015 2:58 pm

So the concept I literally dreamed up last night goes like this:

Four pro teams are on the field. All four are competing for the ball. The teams in this case:

Patriots
Bengals
Browns
Eagles

Patriots and Eagles are allies. Browns and Bengals are allies. Except if one of those teams has the ball.

Cheerleaders for all teams are also on the field. They too are competing for the ball.

Fans are on the sidelines.

Hilarity ensues.

I dunno. Made sense at 3 in the morning.
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Re: Football: Demolition Bowl

Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:20 pm

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Re: Football: Demolition Bowl

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed May 20, 2015 7:48 pm

Go play some Blood Bowl. Either the computer or tabletop version. That'll get it out of your system
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Re: Football: Demolition Bowl

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu May 21, 2015 12:39 am

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