Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

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Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

Postby WildCat » Sun May 17, 2015 2:02 pm

Vladimer Putin!

Story on US version of Daily Fail.

Putin scored 8 goals in a glorious 18-6 victory.

I'm guessing the goalie wanted to avoid a mysterious polonium poisoning death.
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Re: Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

Postby Pyrrho » Sun May 17, 2015 2:17 pm

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Re: Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

Postby jacks » Sun May 17, 2015 4:55 pm

but we have obama!

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Postby Doctor X » Sun May 17, 2015 4:57 pm

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Re: Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon May 18, 2015 12:30 pm

Not worth its own thread but here's an article about some of his young fans, mostly women.
It's a cult of personality.

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Re: Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

Postby Anaxagoras » Sat May 23, 2015 2:56 am

Russia unveils bust of Putin as Roman emperor

Saint Petersburg (AFP) - A group of supporters of Russian President Vladimir Putin on Sunday presented a bust of the strongman depicting him in the heroic guise of a Roman emperor.

"We wanted to immortalise Vladimir Putin as a conqueror and statesman who returned Crimea to Russia," said Andrei Polyakov, the head of a group of Cossacks outside the northwestern city of Saint Petersburg.

Cossacks trace their origins back to horsemen who guarded Tsarist Russia's borders and are fiercely loyal to the Kremlin.

The imitation-bronze bust measuring about 50 centimetres in which Putin is depicted in a breastplate and flowing toga was created by sculptor Pavel Greshnikov using an artificial resin.

"The image of a Roman emperor is one of wisdom," Polyakov told AFP, saying it represented "the historic role of Vladimir Putin, who succeeded in reuniting Russia and Crimea".


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Re: Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

Postby Grammatron » Sat May 23, 2015 4:54 am

How small his dick must be.
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Re: Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

Postby Doctor X » Sat May 23, 2015 9:17 pm

We just need to wait until next March.

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Re: Russia Has New Star Hockey Player

Postby Witness » Sun May 24, 2015 1:37 am



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