Soon--Parte the Second

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Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 12, 2015 6:16 am

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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Grammatron » Wed Aug 12, 2015 10:44 pm

[quote="pillory"]jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke[/quote]

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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Doctor X » Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:20 am

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Aug 29, 2015 5:04 am

Doctor X wrote: --J. "Pray Your Cards Right . . . You Might Riv!" D.
THAT'S LACIST!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x
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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Doctor X » Sat Aug 29, 2015 5:32 am

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Aug 29, 2015 2:50 pm

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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:34 pm

I want to play, just because of the BTILC theme. I seem to recall the rules being in a post somewhere, but I can't find it
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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Bruce » Sat Aug 29, 2015 5:13 pm

I was in a nerd fraternity in college. They forced me to watch BTILC, all the Monty Python Movies, Pulp Fiction, Rocky Horror, and basically all of the nerdy cult classics from the 70s to the present. Some of the more hopeless members had memorized all the lines of these movies and shows and would recite them.....while watching them.....for the millionth time. They're called cult classics for a reason I suppose. When you walk into a room full of drunk nerds who are all chanting the lines to a movie that they've seen more often than they've showered......

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African or European? Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.... :shock:

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Were it not for my college years, I would not get why this image is supposed to be funny. I still don't laugh, and I still don't get why it's supposed to be funny, but at least I know it's supposed to be funny. That's important. It means if the CEO of my company asked me that question, and I respond with Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha, I'll get a spot on the board and maybe retire instead of working as a Wal-Mart greeter until I die.

I had an ulterior motive though. Senior members of the fraternities would get their own rooms. I hated having room-mates. I actually had pretty good room mates during my first two years, but I still hating having a room mate. When I heard that the only way to get your own room without paying an obscene amount of extra money was to join a fraternity....

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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Doctor X » Sat Aug 29, 2015 5:20 pm

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:30 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:I want to play, just because of the BTILC theme. I seem to recall the rules being in a post somewhere, but I can't find it
The rules will be in the OP as always. The basic idea though is to pick a team to lose each week. Ideally, a good team because you get more points that way. And if you know nothing about sportsball, well let's just say I hear tell there are sites on the internet that can give you the betting odds (the spread) for each game, so you don't have to figure it out by yourself.
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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by Captain » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:16 pm

You'll learn the rules. Now I can be a nice guy or I can be one mean sombitch! It's all up to you!
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Re: Soon--Parte the Second

Post by gnome » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:22 am

The wikipedia site for last season's record on each team can help. It isn't foolproof, obviously... for with God as my witness, I AM THAT FOOL!
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