The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Grammatron » Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:20 pm

Pussies to lose.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:33 pm

Yeah, Pantsers to lose. Going for broke here, Boss.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jan 18, 2016 9:02 pm

Jumping on the Pantsers bandwagon myself
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by izittrue » Mon Jan 18, 2016 10:30 pm

I'm taking the tards from AZ to lose. If this works out like usual the cards will be in super bowl. A method to my madness.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:13 am

Tards.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:19 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 19, 2016 3:26 am

I will re-calculate . . . hell, I will recheck them all. Not to come off like the typical "RESPECT the Mods because they are volunteers and work SO hard for you scummy lot," but I am a volunteer who works hard for you scummy lot and fuck it I could be in a hot-tub with My Soul Mate or even Lister's Mom and if coach had put me in the fourth quarter against State, I'd be in the NFL [Get on with it!--Ed.]

. . . but it sucks when I am trying to update and Life gets in the way.

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Post by gnome » Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:10 pm

Same image: me, insisting I could still win it this year.

Anyone heard of a time machine so I can go back to December?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jan 19, 2016 8:36 pm

Wouldn't help, The "Sorry to Make You Cry Challenge" is a Fixed Point in Time.

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Post by gnome » Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:20 pm

I know, I just want to live in December, when life was better.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Evolver » Wed Jan 20, 2016 4:37 pm

Arizona Carcasses to lose.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 21, 2016 4:57 am

I may consider granting points if the Eagles fire their new coach--former KC offensive coordinator--after his first press-conference:
"The second half of our playoff game the other night, I had the second half. I did have the second half. I called the entire second half."

Despite trailing by two scores Two touchdowns to be specific, the Chiefs inexplicably continued to huddle and left less than two minutes remaining following a drive that began with 6:29 left on the clock.

"No. 1, No. 1, we did not want to give Tom Brady the ball back," Pederson said. And you would do this . . . how? By hiding it? Dressing it up like a Big Mac? Oh wait! "We knew we were going to score. Despite your inability to do this all game? We knew we had timeouts and time. We were also limited with the number of receivers. We were down numbers. We felt like at that point, not to give the ball back to Tom Brady.

"We still had both timeouts and time to put us in position with an onside kick to go down and win that football game."

Soon to be Ex-Head Coach Doug Pederson
Wait . . . wait . . . his plan, which he thought out, was down by 14, with over 6 minutes left, was to run down the clock AND recover an onside kick?

Because onside kicks when they are not a surprise are recovered by the kicking team so regularly?

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:24 am

Aw c'mon, they were controlling their own destiny.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 22, 2016 10:37 am

:Waaaah: Conference Championship Round Pickies:
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Post by gnome » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:29 am

Pussies.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jan 24, 2016 4:48 pm

Panthers to lose.
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Post by WildCat » Sun Jan 24, 2016 7:32 pm

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Post by izittrue » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:02 pm

I'm in last place. What are you fuks complaining about? Ok let's watch some football. Hopefully it's good viewing. Oh no Hercules is ref for first game. God bless Doc X for the great work of scorekeeper. And I mean that in a sincere God bless not the usual Fuk u God bless.
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Post by LizardPeople » Sun Jan 24, 2016 10:35 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jan 24, 2016 11:33 pm

Like 2013 the winner of this game--if they play like they have played--will get destroyed by either Arizona or Carolina.

Of course, that means we are DOOM'd with two weeks of "Is Manning back?"

Nope.

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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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