The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Tiosylanyl » Sun Jan 24, 2016 11:42 pm

Doc, can I borrow a clean pair of shorts?

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:03 am

Never used them.

I saw from the beginning the Pats O did not decide to show up. As I discussed with One of Our Players--who is a Squealers Fan--idiots will blame Belichick because this was not in Foxborough, the kicker for missing an extra-point. Well, Brady threw a bad pick. D kept them in the game but the way they played, they were not going to win.

As I mentioned above, I expected by the way they both played either team will get destroyed in the SB.

And it is funny. "We"--as a Talking Head put it--denigrate QBs and teams for losing SBs. One of the reasons Joltin' Joe Montana gets his "NEVER LOST A SUPERBOWL" is he failed many times in the post-season. Is not "getting" to a SB better than not? See Indy and their "Participation Banner."

"We" do not think that way. A Pats reporter loves to quip, "we are undefeated in games we never played!" in that I am sure fanboys will claim they "coulda" beaten Az/Car. Unless either shows up, squats on the ground, and starts masturbating to Kelly Rippa pictures, they will beat Denver and would have beaten the Pats.

Just like in 2013--where the Pats were depleted. Had they somehow won the AFC game they were never really in . . . Seamen would have assraped them. Period.

Then: "BRADY'S LOST THREE SUPERBOWLS IN A ROW!!!11!!! Trent Dilfer never lost a Super Bowl! Arg! Jet fuel!"

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 25, 2016 2:54 am

But the Pats would have totally beaten the Team of Douche-bags . . . now I have to root for Douche-bags over the Whiny Entitled Team of . . . DESTiny.





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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 25, 2016 2:56 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:33 am

Yeah, may as well. This was the week that decided it, and the super bowl isn't going make any difference.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby gnome » Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:27 am

I agree, but just to play it out and see where the final scores land play it out... Denver.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby gnome » Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:28 am

Wait, we already are in for Denver without picking? I may be missing a nuance of t3h rules...
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:47 am

gnome wrote:Wait, we already are in for Denver without picking? I may be missing a nuance of t3h rules...


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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Nyarlathotep » Mon Jan 25, 2016 6:55 am

Sure, why not. I'll officially pick jackasses. ain't as if I am going to pull ahead either way
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:24 am

It is important that we back the Douche-Bags against the Penis Head and Whiny Douches.

Suddenly the NFL is no longer a respite from the Presidential elections. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:19 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:31 am

:bricks: Current Super Bowl Championship Standings:

231 Evolver Pit (16), KC (17), Hou (13), Dal (4), Ind (8), NYJ (12.5), MP (5), Mia (6), GB (16), NYG (6), Cin (16), Min (15), ATL (10.5), Den (28), NE (22), ItR (2), Was (9), Sea (11), Az (14)

210 Anaxagoras Pit (16), Sea (16), Jac (5), Min (15), STL (7), NYJ (12.5), Mia (6), Cin (16), MP (5), ATL (10.5), Den (28), NE (22), GB (16), Hou (9), KC (12), Az (14)

208 Tiosylanyl Pit (16), SF (5), Dal (4), Min (15), STL (7), Ind (8), NYJ (12.5), GB (16), NYG (6), Cin (16), NE (22), ATL (10.5), Den (28), MP (2), Az (23), ItR (7), Hou (9), MP (1)

202.5 Enchantress Bal (5), Sea (16), Jac (5), MP (5), Min (15), STL (7), NYJ (12.5), Oak (7), NYG (6), Buf (8), Ind (8), Den (28), NE (22), GB (16), ItR (2), Cin 12, KC (12), Az (14)

190 Pyrrho Pit (16), Buf (8), KC (17) , Sea (16), Ind (8), NYJ (12.5), MP (6), Mia (6), NYG (6), Cin (16), ATL (10.5), Min (15), Den (28), GB (16), Hou (9)

185.5 gnome Pit (16), SF (5), KC (17), SD (4), Ind (8), MP (4), Phi (7), GB (16), NYG (6), Cin (16), NE (22), Min (15), ATL (10.5), Den (28), ItR (11)
183.5 Wildcat NYG (6), Sea (16), Dal (4), KC (17), SD (4), NYJ (12.5), MP (5), GB (16), Min (15), Chi (6), Den (28), Cin (16), Az (23), ItR (2), NE (13)

161.5 Doctor X Bal (5), Sea (16), KC (17), MP (5), Det (7), Dal (4), Ind (8), NYJ (12.5), GB (16), NYG (6), Cin (16), Min (15), Az (23), ItR (2), Was (9)

156 Grammaton Sea (16), Az (23), STL (7), Was (13), Jac (5), MP (2), NE (22), Min (15), Cin (16), GB (16), Hou (9), KC (12)

146.5 LizardPeople NYJ (12.5), Min (15), GB (16), NE (22), Cin (16), Den (28), MP (3), Hou (9), Sea (11), Az (14)
141.5 izittrue NYG (6), Det (7), NYJ (12.5), Mia (6), Oak (7), Cin (16), Min (15), Den (28), MP (3), GB (16), ItR (2), Pit (9), Az (14)
142 Radrick Bal (5), Sea (16), Dal (4), MP (4), Buf (8), Oak (7), NYJ (12.5), Cin (16), ATL (10.5), NE (22), GB (16), Hou (9), KC (12)

125.5 Nyarlathotep KC (17), Min (15), Sea (16), Buf (8), NYJ (12.5), MP (2), NYG (6), Cin (16), Oak (7), GB (16), TB (6), ItR (4)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby gnome » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:11 pm

Wait, I've got Denver, so technically I have to go with Carolina actually... even though it is all academic...
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby LizardPeople » Mon Jan 25, 2016 4:05 pm

Carolina.

Because I have to.

But really Denver.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Grammatron » Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:56 pm

Can I chose the pussies? Just want to make the SB interesting and I like rooting for the underdog.
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Postby Pyrrho » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:57 pm

Panthers. Whatever. I got nuthin.'
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby izittrue » Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:11 pm

I guess I need panthers too. The Broncos don't have a chance according to 100 percent of the experts which can only mean they will win.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Nyarlathotep » Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:23 am

I'll go Jackasses.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Evolver » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:32 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby WildCat » Sun Feb 07, 2016 12:52 pm

Nothing could be finer than to see Carolina lose today.
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