The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:11 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Tiosylanyl » Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:08 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Cam Newton walks out of news conference after giving short answers

The newly crowned league MVP walked out on reporters Sunday after answering only a handful of questions, mostly with short, soft-spoken answers.

The disappointment on Newton's face was as noticeable as the lack of flare in his postgame attire. Throughout the season, Newton wore designer suits and sport coats, often with sequin-studded loafers, following games. On this night, he wore a black hoodie, with the hood pulled over his head.


Others are definitely taking it harder....


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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Evolver » Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:43 pm

^Grampa really showed them!
Cam Newton won't shit his pants in a big game again.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:27 pm

He will never get the opportunity again.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Pyrrho » Mon Feb 08, 2016 11:01 pm

Evolver wrote:^Grampa really showed them!

Assuming that shit is for realz...grampa needs treatment.

Cam Newton won't shit his pants in a big game again.

Did anyone call the waaaaambulance?
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Postby Pyrrho » Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:06 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:41 am

Gay.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:01 am

I always wait until the Monday Night scores are in. . . .

:Waaaah: Super Bowl Round Pickies:



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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:09 am



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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Wed Feb 10, 2016 5:28 am

:bricks: Current Super Bowl Championship Standings:

274 Evolver Pit (16), KC (17), Hou (13), Dal (4), Ind (8), NYJ (12.5), MP (5), Mia (6), GB (16), NYG (6), Cin (16), Min (15), ATL (10.5), Den (44), NE (22), ItR (2), Was (9), Sea (11), Az (14), Car (17)

243 Anaxagoras Pit (16), Sea (16), Jac (5), Min (15), STL (7), NYJ (12.5), Mia (6), Cin (16), MP (5), ATL (10.5), Den (44), NE (22), GB (16), Hou (9), KC (12), Az (14), Car (17)
241 Tiosylanyl Pit (16), SF (5), Dal (4), Min (15), STL (7), Ind (8), NYJ (12.5), GB (16), NYG (6), Cin (16), NE (22), ATL (10.5), Den (44), MP (2), Az (23), ItR (7), Hou (9), MP (1), Car (17)

223 Pyrrho Pit (16), Buf (8), KC (17) , Sea (16), Ind (8), NYJ (12.5), MP (6), Mia (6), NYG (6), Cin (16), ATL (10.5), Min (15), Den (44), GB (16), Hou (9), Car (17)

218.5 Enchantress Bal (5), Sea (16), Jac (5), MP (5), Min (15), STL (7), NYJ (12.5), Oak (7), NYG (6), Buf (8), Ind (8), Den (44), NE (22), GB (16), ItR (2), Cin 12, KC (12), Az (14)
218.5 gnome Pit (16), SF (5), KC (17), SD (4), Ind (8), MP (4), Phi (7), GB (16), NYG (6), Cin (16), NE (22), Min (15), ATL (10.5), Den (44), ItR (11), Car (17)
217.5 Wildcat NYG (6), Sea (16), Dal (4), KC (17), SD (4), NYJ (12.5), MP (5), GB (16), Min (15), Chi (6), Den (44), Cin (16), Az (23), ItR (2), NE (13), Car (17)

179.5 LizardPeople NYJ (12.5), Min (15), GB (16), NE (22), Cin (16), Den (44), MP (3), Hou (9), Sea (11), Az (14), Car (17)
174.5 izittrue NYG (6), Det (7), NYJ (12.5), Mia (6), Oak (7), Cin (16), Min (15), Den (44), MP (3), GB (16), ItR (2), Pit (9), Az (14), Car (17)
173 Grammaton Sea (16), Az (23), STL (7), Was (13), Jac (5), MP (2), NE (22), Min (15), Cin (16), GB (16), Hou (9), KC (12), Car (17)

161.5 Doctor X Bal (5), Sea (16), KC (17), MP (5), Det (7), Dal (4), Ind (8), NYJ (12.5), GB (16), NYG (6), Cin (16), Min (15), Az (23), ItR (2), Was (9)

142 Radrick Bal (5), Sea (16), Dal (4), MP (4), Buf (8), Oak (7), NYJ (12.5), Cin (16), ATL (10.5), NE (22), GB (16), Hou (9), KC (12)

125.5 Nyarlathotep KC (17), Min (15), Sea (16), Buf (8), NYJ (12.5), MP (2), NYG (6), Cin (16), Oak (7), GB (16), TB (6), ItR (4)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Grammatron » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:23 am

Woo! I beat the Doc. Almost as bad as Kings beat up Bruins tonight!

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PS: Thank you for running the "Sorry to Make You Cry" challenge again. See you next year, we're on to Cincinnati.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Wed Feb 10, 2016 8:52 am

Grammatron wrote:Woo! I beat the Doc. Almost as bad as Kings beat up Bruins tonight!


I was tempted to start a "Grammy FAG HA!" thread, but unlike the Celtics and Fakers, the Kings are still very good. Bruins? "Rebuilding."

Good thing because it went from 3-1 to 5-1 in the time it took me to walk into another room and wonder, "why the fuck am I in this room? THERE IS NO PORN HERE! Oh! Shiny!"

PS: Thank you for running the "Sorry to Make You Cry" challenge again. See you next year, we're on to Cincinnati.


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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:00 pm

Thanks again Doc, and congratulations to Evolver!
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Postby Nyarlathotep » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:46 am

Playoffs moved me from the bottom of the barrel to beneath the barrel.

Ah well, next year. COngrats evolver
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby izittrue » Wed Feb 17, 2016 7:54 pm

Thx DocX congrats to our latest champion. Wait till next year. Go Hawks Cubs and ChiSox. Da bears are still rebuilding. They are taking the Cub route. It takes a century to get all the pieces in place.
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Postby Anaxagoras » Fri Feb 19, 2016 1:54 pm

Probably time to unstick this thread.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Evolver » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:53 pm

I have decided that next year's theme will be, just to challenge the good Doctor, Team America: World Police.

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If that's too difficult, use the Mad Max Movies (all of them).

And thanks everyone. This was an interesting year. It seemed like there were very few sure picks out there.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:19 am

The only film in my possession is the Japanese Original Mad Max--which I enjoy what with the fantastic performance of Mrs. Yahoo Serious--but I also really enjoyed Team America.

So take a pick!

As for picking, as any Monday Morning Quarter Back I can actually grouse "I Woulda!" won last year because I "woulda" picked that Pats to lose against KC. I would have picked them to lose to Denver the first time . . . but I would have still picked the Pussies to win so there you go. I had thought of creating a "sock" player to play "straight" without any MEANIE points for picking the Pats just to see how it affects things, but I figured it would be too confusing.

It was a weird year for many teams. Injuries played a role as they will. Some teams--like the Squealers--seemed to handle it whereas other teams like the Dolts and Dullass fell apart.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Evolver » Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:25 pm

If you're okay with it, then go with Team America. "Fuck yeah!!!"
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XI

Postby Doctor X » Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:33 pm

Durka! Durka!

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