Does Martellus Bennett look like a bitch?

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Does Martellus Bennett look like a bitch?

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:47 pm

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Michael circles a display of expensive sweets ("I don't eat American chocolate," he sniffs), and Martellus hovers near the entrance, offering health and safety advice to customers as they leave the restaurant. "Wrap it up," he counsels a man walking out the door.
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Re: Does Martellus Bennett look like a bitch?

Postby Doctor X » Wed Aug 03, 2016 6:57 pm

:lol:

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys' owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: "People."

"I would have somebody who has my blood type and my kidneys -- stuff like that," Michael says. "They would just be on deck. I'd be like, 'My kidney's failing -- it's time!'"

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Re: Does Martellus Bennett look like a bitch?

Postby WildCat » Sat Aug 06, 2016 2:53 pm

The Bennett brothers can be really funny.

Really stupid, too.

Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett, brother of former Bears tight end Martellus Bennett, told ESPN The Magazine that Jay Cutler is the “worst quarterback in the NFL.’’

Wait, a guy who played with Tarvaris Jackson said that?

Wait, a guy who played against the Bears when Jimmy Clausen quarterbacked said that?

Tell you what, Michael Bennett’s statements make a powerful argument for extending the NFL’s concussion protocol.

Cutler might’ve taken the high road when the subject was brought up this week, but I don’t have to. Someone has to offer some truths about the Bennetts, and I’m a pleaser, not a teaser.

Martellus Bennett, meanwhile, cracked that he’d be open and Cutler would throw into double coverage. Yep, Cutler throws into double coverage no matter who thinks he’s open, but here’s the deal:

A mouthy tight end who thinks he’s such a transcendent player has had just one Pro Bowl season and it was with Cutler throwing to him. You’d think a quick self-check would prompt a guy to cut out the stupid.

But no. Not him. It’s a regular thing. I mean, just look:

He earned a suspension during one training camp because he couldn’t work and play well with others. Think about that: Marc Trestman was too weak to discipline anybody, but he gave Martellus Bennett a timeout for a week.

Martellus Bennett also wasn’t with the team for a Thanksgiving game in Green Bay when he was hurt and later admitted he didn’t watch the game that night. That’s some teammate, huh?

By the end of the season, he was placed on injured reserve, a move that was less about injuries and more about the Bears’ removing what they believed was the distraction that Bennett’s moodiness and carping for a bigger role in the offense had become.

You’d think a guy with good production and good blocking ability who’s now on his fourth team in six years ought to realize it’s him, not everybody else.

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Re: Does Martellus Bennett look like a bitch?

Postby Pyrrho » Sat Aug 06, 2016 3:48 pm

Aw they were just picking with him.
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Re: Does Martellus Bennett look like a bitch?

Postby shemp » Sat Aug 06, 2016 5:37 pm

News flash: Jerk acts like jerk!

Michael Bennett kicked out of training camp practice

Michael Bennett’s temper got the best of him on Thursday, and he paid for it.

The defensive end is known for being mouthy and a fierce competitor, but the problem with how he acted at Thursday’s training camp practice was that he reportedly got into it with his own teammate.
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