The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:11 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby WildCat » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:51 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby izittrue » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:33 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Anaxagoras » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:48 pm

:D
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:15 am

Well, stick a fork in Pissburgh. Pats vs. Falcons it is.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:33 am

That missed extra point could hurt. They only need three more TD to complete the comeback for the win. Image

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 23, 2017 6:05 am

:bricks: Super Bowl Standings:

218.5 Anaxagoras Cin (6.5), Det (11), KC (16), NYG (13), Atl (28), Pit (25), Buf (7), Hou (17), Was (8.5), Mia (12), Bal (8), TB (11.5), Min (8), ItR (5), Dal (17), Oak 12, GB (12)

185 Evolver Az (5.5), Cin (6.5), NYG (13), Hou (17), Atl (28), Pit (25), Buf (7), Ten (9), Bal (8), Oak (14), Det (11), ItR (5), Mia (12), KC (12), GB (12)
180.5 Grammatron Was (8.5), NE (32), Hou (17), MP (2), Pit (25), Phi (7), LA (4), Bal (8), Oak (14), ItR (5), TB (11.5), Det (11), Mia (12), NYG (11), Sea (11.5)

172 Doctor X Was (8.5), Cin (6.5), Atl (28), MP (3), Pit (25), Den (9), Bal (8), Mia (12), Oak (14), Min (8), Dal (17), NYG (11), Hou (10), GB (12)
170 Wildcat SD (5), TB (11.5), Den (9), Hou (17), Buf (7) Pit (25), Phi (7), Az (5.5), Oak (14), Det (11), ItR (10), Mia (12), NYG (11), KC (12), GB (12)

166 Pyrrho Cin (6.5), Hou (17), Den (9), GB (18), Pit (25), Phi (7), Bal (8), Min (8), Oak (14), Det (11), Mia (12), NYG (11), Sea (11.5)
163.5 gnome TB (11.5), NYJ (5), Hou (17), Atl (28), GB (18), Phi (7), NYG (13), Oak (14), Det (11), Mia (12), Dal (13), Pit (13)

153 izittrue Mia (12), SF (2), KC (16), MP (1), Pit (25), Den (9), Phi (7), Was (8.5), Oak (14), TB (11.5), Bal (8), ItR (5), Det (9), Dal (13), GB (12)

143.5 Enchantress Cin (6.5), NYG (13), Atl (28), Phi (7), Den (9), Hou (17), Was (8.5), Bal (8), Det (11), Oak (14), Mia (10), Sea (11.5)

135.5 shemp Cin (6.5), Pit (25), NYG (13), Ind (7), Hou (17), Phi (7), Oak (14), Det (11), Bal (8), Dal (17), Mia (10)

101.5 Radrick TB (11.5), Atl (28), Den (9), Oak (14), Det (11), Dal (17), GB (12)


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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby gnome » Mon Jan 23, 2017 9:00 pm

I think Pit belongs on my list after that ludicrous display last night.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:21 pm

Anime homicidals means still pending.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby gnome » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:14 am

Aha, gotcha
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Jan 24, 2017 1:53 am

Failcons is my next pick.
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Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:35 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby gnome » Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:32 am

I am forced to choose NE.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:19 am

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Interesting, I thought I had definitely added Pit, and in my textfile it is there, but it was not when posted.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Grammatron » Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:24 am

The Atlanta Failcouldn'thavelostlastweekandjustdelayingtheinevitablecons to lose
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:37 am

Well I think I win here no matter what, (sorry to make you cry! :D) but since I own the Failcons I guess I have to pick NE or nothing. So: Flats to be deflated!!1!! Do your worst Doc! :De_Bunk:
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:51 am

Radrick refuses to concede. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby gnome » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:01 pm

We're hoping for NFL officials to make a decision of conscience and refuse to certify the results of previous games.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby shemp » Tue Jan 24, 2017 7:11 pm

gnome wrote:We're hoping for NFL officials to make a decision of conscience and refuse to certify the results of previous games.


I've heard there are "alternative scores" for those games, and that Cleveland and L.A. will be playing the Super Bowl.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Postby WildCat » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:26 pm

Patriots.
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