The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:49 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:42 pm

I get to pick a movie, right?

Has Napoleon Dynamite been done before?
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:51 pm

Sixth Super Bowl Win Continues To Elude Patriots

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HOUSTON—As disappointed players and coaches returned to the locker room following the end of Super Bowl LI, members of the New England Patriots acknowledged to reporters Sunday that the team’s sixth Super Bowl title continues to elude them. “It’s definitely not a good feeling to walk out of here today still chasing that sixth Super Bowl victory, especially after all the work we put in this season,” said Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, adding that no team deserved to win a sixth Super Bowl more than the Patriots this year. “I just want to say sorry to our great fans—we wanted to give them their sixth championship, and today we fell short again. Sometimes it just isn’t meant to be, but we’ll reevaluate what went wrong and come back stronger.” At press time, Brady had reportedly delivered an emotional speech asking his teammates to remember their feelings of frustration and use them as motivation next season.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Feb 06, 2017 11:59 pm

Then ND it is. :D
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by gnome » Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:26 am

Anaxagoras wrote:The win probability chart:

Actually it got as high as 99.7% for the Failcons at one point.
That looks... a little familiar.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:01 pm

Is that clown on his shirt a specific person? Dark Hoodie?
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Grammatron » Tue Feb 07, 2017 11:14 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Is that clown on his shirt a specific person? Dark Hoodie?
It's a certain NFL commissionaire.

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:44 am

And when I write "do not think that is unintentional," know that if His Merciful Dark Hoodie or the owner Bob Kraft in anyway disagreed he would not be wearing it.

During the parade some players had a "Roger This" banner, and at Government Center one held a big cut-out sign of a hand giving the finger with a big ring on the middle finger.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Captain » Thu Feb 09, 2017 12:27 am

That is back-sassin'.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Doctor X » Thu Feb 09, 2017 1:00 am

Roger Goodell Dumps Box With Broken Pieces Of Lombardi Trophy In Front Of Tom Brady
‘Congratulations,’ Says Commissioner Before Walking Off Stage

HOUSTON—Quickly shaking out the contents of the cardboard box as confetti rained down around him on the midfield stage, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell dumped out the broken pieces of the Lombardi Trophy Sunday evening in front of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. “Here—congratulations on your win,” Goodell reportedly muttered before briskly walking by the celebrating Patriots and off the platform as the trophy’s sterling-silver football rolled around beside its dented and scratched stand. “What a season.” Sources confirmed that Goodell proceeded to walk directly out of NRG Stadium and was then immediately driven to George Bush Intercontinental Airport.

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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:46 pm

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-nfl-s ... SKBN15T2MI
The Atlanta zoo and the Roger Williams Park Carousel Village in Rhode Island had agreed the losing side would name a baby animal after the winning team’s star quarterback.

Meet baby Madagascar hissing cockroach "Tom Brady", named after the Super Bowl most valuable player, who led the Patriots from a 28-3 third-quarter deficit to a 34-28 overtime victory.

"Figuring the losing side would be pretty bitter about it, we came to the agreement that baby animal ... would be a Madagascar hissing cockroach. So without further ado -- Meet our newly-named Program Animal family!" Zoo Atlanta announced and pictured on Instagram on Tuesday.
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Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:13 am

This is far better than I thought it would be:

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:32 am

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Yes . . . that is his middle finger.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:34 am

Was going to start another thread or shitpost in one of Anax's "Why I Only Like Aryans" threads, but being a RIVER to My People, I will put it here:

There will be . . . a Chosen One a Do Your Job II.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

Post by izittrue » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:12 pm

When do we get to start crying. Or making picks?
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:44 pm

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