The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:41 am

MORE than a decade . . . of dominance and nearly two decades of Dynasty!!

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From The Office of the Two Time Grand Champion

"The merciful and compassionate!"

And this is how I began last year quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year:

There is that scent in the air . . . the scent of Dolphin failure! The scent of Chicago not having a quarterback! The scent of San Diego Los Angeles fans still not over last year!


Has anything really changed?

There is a scent in the air. . . .

Ramathorn: What's that smell Rabbit?

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Rabbit: FEAR!


AND WHAT A SEASON IT IS SHAPING UP TO BECOME! {Now suck my dick!} [Shhh!--Ed.]

The rules, as Carr explained, remain:

T3h Rulz:

Rule the First: "Same idea as last year. Pick a team each week, if that team loses you then own that team and get one point for each regular season win that team gets."

ALL games count: Thursday, Sunday, Day-Night Double-Header to make up for a rain out. . . . I follow the NFL Schedule. So start picking NOW!

Rule the Second: You can pick and change up to the time of kickoff.

Rule the Third: "Mulligan!!"
1. Regular Season: each player has one "Mulligan." Those with one will have an "*" next to their name in the Grid of Despair. That means you get one chance to pick a second game if your first game FAILS.

You declare it . . . you used it whatever the outcome of the first game is.

2. Playoffs? Image

3. What if Gonna be Absent? For those who are "away" one may post or PM. The second pick must be before the kick-off of that game. So, yes, you can fail on Sunday and pick a later game, even Monday Night Football.

You can post "Imma picking Denver to lose but if that FAIL, I am picking the Jags to lose!"

You have used your "Mulligan."

Bonus Points: :hyper:

Win a Division: 4 points
Wild Card: 2 points
Win in First Round of playoffs : 3 point
Win in Divisional Round: 5 points
Win Conference Championship: 7 points
Win Superbowl: 15 points

Supersorrytomakeyoucrybubblebonus: The team that finishes one place out of a playoff spot pays a 2.5 point bonus.
This will be based on the semi-official NFL standings.

ExtraEvidencesDr.XMeaniebonus: Beating the Patriots pays 1 point.

DoNotJudgeOthersbyYourStandardsCHARLEY_BIGTIMEbonus: Beating Pittsburgh pays 1 point.

Doctor X is a MEANIE Point: Your Humble and Magnificent Messiah [PBUH--Ed.] gets 1 points if you pick the Patriots to lose and they win.

Dipshit Bonus: Image 6 point bonus if you own all teams playing in a playoff round (and thus cannot pick a team)--unLESS:

RadrickGamblingBonus: Image if eligible for the Dipshit Bonus, you can still choose to pick a loser. If the team loses, you get 10 points. If they win, you get . . . nothing! And you will like it!

In the Rain Bonus: If you have a team that fires a coach before and including Week 9, you get 10 points. If you have a team whose coach is fired before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.], you get 5 points. After Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.] you get 2 points:

    1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points.
    2. Rained on before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 5 points
    3. Rained on on or after Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 2 points

shempICan'tWinforLosingBonus: If you pick a team up to and including Week 12 OR prior to the first team to clinch a playoff spot AND your team is losing by 14 or more points in the 4th quarter yet they win? You get 1 point consolation. And you will like it.

Super Bowl is the cut-off.

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Playoffs: "Playoffs? Playoffs?!"

If you pick a team to lose IN the playoffs, you get only the season wins and any previous post season wins. No play-off bonuses.

I am ethically and spiritually barred from choosing NE since I would be guaranteeing myself my own "MEANIE point" save during the Fuck You Roger Moratorium. If the situation arises in the "Playoffs?" where there is no team I can pick, I default to either the Dipshit Bonus or the RadrickGamblingBonus. Since it is less than the points I would get if I picked NE, I do not think that would be a problem.

SUGGESTIONS will be entertained.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfOXhGbwdm0

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:42 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Grammatron » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:56 am

Seachickens to lose
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Captain » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:20 am

Carr says he needs this pinned up so he can keep order. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it!
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Carr » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:52 am

What you all standing around for? Get a them picks!
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Anaxagoras » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:46 am

Queefs to lose Boss!!

I notice that a preseason game that was scheduled for Houston has been cancelled and also a regular season game has been scheduled there for next week. I wonder if things will be enough back to normal by then to hold a football game.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Mentat » Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:04 pm

Chiefs to lose.

The Plan: Week 1
Spoiler:
Week: 1
Pick: Chiefs
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Chiefs [0],
Projected Week Score:: 0

Week: 2
Pick: Packers
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Chiefs [1], Packers [1],
Projected Week Score:: 2

Week: 3
Pick: Titans
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Chiefs [2], Packers [2], Titans [1],
Projected Week Score:: 5

Week: 4
Pick: Buccaneers
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Chiefs [3], Buccaneers [2], Packers [3], Titans [2],
Projected Week Score:: 10

Week: 5
Pick: Texans
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Chiefs [4], Buccaneers [2], Texans [2], Packers [3], Titans [2],
Projected Week Score:: 13

Week: 6
Pick: Steelers
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Texans [3], Buccaneers [3], Chiefs [5], Titans [3], Packers [4], Steelers [5],
Projected Week Score:: 23

Week: 7
Pick: Raiders
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Raiders [6], Texans [3], Buccaneers [4], Chiefs [6], Titans [4], Packers [5], Steelers [6],
Projected Week Score:: 34

Week: 8
Pick: Lions
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Raiders [7], Texans [3], Buccaneers [5], Chiefs [7], Lions [4], Titans [4], Packers [5], Steelers [7],
Projected Week Score:: 42

Week: 9
Pick: Dolphins
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Raiders [8], Texans [4], Buccaneers [6], Chiefs [7], Dolphins [7], Lions [4], Titans [5], Packers [6], Steelers [7],
Projected Week Score:: 54

Week: 10
Pick: Falcons
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Raiders [8], Texans [5], Buccaneers [7], Chiefs [7], Dolphins [8], Lions [5], Falcons [7], Titans [6], Packers [7], Steelers [8],
Projected Week Score:: 68

Week: 11
Pick: Giants
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [8], Raiders [8], Texans [6], Buccaneers [7], Chiefs [8], Dolphins [8], Lions [6], Falcons [8], Titans [6], Packers [8], Steelers [9],
Projected Week Score:: 82

Week: 12
Pick: Broncos
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [9], Raiders [9], Texans [7], Buccaneers [7], Chiefs [9], Dolphins [8], Broncos [5], Lions [7], Falcons [9], Titans [7], Packers [8], Steelers [10],
Projected Week Score:: 95

Week: 13
Pick: Redskins
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [9], Raiders [10], Texans [7], Buccaneers [7], Chiefs [10], Dolphins [9], Broncos [5], Lions [8], Redskins [6], Falcons [10], Titans [8], Packers [9], Steelers [11],
Projected Week Score:: 109

Week: 14
Pick: Cardinals
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [9], Raiders [10], Texans [8], Buccaneers [8], Cardinals [5], Chiefs [11], Dolphins [9], Broncos [6], Lions [8], Redskins [7], Falcons [11], Titans [9], Packers [10], Steelers [12],
Projected Week Score:: 123

Week: 15
Pick: Eagles
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [10], Raiders [10], Texans [9], Buccaneers [8], Cardinals [5], Chiefs [12], Dolphins [10], Broncos [7], Lions [9], Redskins [8], Falcons [12], Eagles [6], Titans [10], Packers [11], Steelers [12],
Projected Week Score:: 139

Week: 16
Pick: Seahawks
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [11], Raiders [11], Texans [9], Buccaneers [9], Seahawks [11], Cardinals [5], Chiefs [13], Dolphins [10], Broncos [8], Lions [10], Redskins [8], Falcons [13], Eagles [6], Titans [11], Packers [12], Steelers [13],
Projected Week Score:: 160

Week: 17
Pick: Colts
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [12], Raiders [12], Texans [10], Buccaneers [10], Seahawks [12], Cardinals [5], Chiefs [14], Dolphins [11], Broncos [8], Lions [10], Redskins [8], Falcons [14], Eagles [6], Titans [12], Colts [9], Packers [13], Steelers [14],
Projected Week Score:: 180


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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Nyarlathotep » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:57 pm

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Pyrrho » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:15 pm

NY Gnats to get swatted.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby shemp » Fri Sep 01, 2017 4:24 am

Queefs.
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Postby Doctor X » Sun Sep 03, 2017 5:26 am

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Postby Evolver » Tue Sep 05, 2017 4:59 pm

Kansas Shitty Sheaths.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Grammatron » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:32 pm

@AdamSchefter
NFL has conference call this am to determine whether to play or postpone Sunday's Bucs-Dolphins game due to Hurricane Irma, per sources.


Based on the current weather models it will most definitely get cancelled/moved. Just an FYI for those thinking of picking either team.
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Postby Doctor X » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:31 pm

Have not followed it closely, but I was under the impression they would play early as in Saturday. If postponed, I am not sure how far they can go since Irma is suppose to hit on Sunday.

Anyways, if anyone is interested in either team, we will figure it out.

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Postby Pyrrho » Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:17 pm

Imma change my pick to the Queefs.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby shemp » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:32 am

Doctor X wrote:Have not followed it closely, but I was under the impression they would play early as in Saturday. If postponed, I am not sure how far they can go since Irma is suppose to hit on Sunday.

Anyways, if anyone is interested in either team, we will figure it out.

--J.D.


They both suck. Double forfeit.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:01 am

I discussed it with another player. There is a chance that Tampa might actually be the "next in line" to win their division. Seriously. It is that sort of division. Failcon fans were trolled by Pussy, Tampa's Gay, and Faints fans which is like Cleveland and Jets fans trolling Buffalo fans.

Anyways, IF someone wants to pick the game, and it gets post-poned to their mutual bye-week in Noverbertysomething, then the pick will count for this week and you can pick another game that week. This means your pick for this week will count later.

I will allow anyone who declares the pick to to change the Loser of the game up to the actual kick-off. I have to be realistic in that by that time one of the teams could have fallen apart, significant injuries, blah . . . blah.

It is really simple:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIuC--xXMXI

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Evolver » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:01 pm

What if you picked one of those teams, and already owned both by the reschedule date?
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Postby Anaxagoras » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:37 pm

Evolver wrote:What if you picked one of those teams, and already owned both by the reschedule date?


Then you done goofed.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby gnome » Thu Sep 07, 2017 3:10 am

Going with the Queefs
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