The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby WildCat » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:12 pm

Fox is out.
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you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:22 pm

Da Bears could have waited another day. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby gnome » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:31 pm

YES! I have the lowest score of any active players!

Now, I make my move.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:10 am

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby izittrue » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:48 pm

Fox should of got fired last season.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:23 pm

I'm picking the Swills for the wildcard week.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby gnome » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:20 am

LA Drams

(I think that is a forced choice, if I am looking right)
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:26 am

Imma go with the Lambs.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:29 am

Failcons to lose.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby gnome » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:29 am

Actually not a forced choice, but I am staying with it.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:13 am

Meanwhile, the Bungles extend Starvin' Marvin Lewis.

One of his achievements is being a coach nearly as long as His Merciful Dark Hoodie and having the most playoff appearances in Bungles history.


What?

What about "playoff wins?"

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:28 am

But like, why though
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

seriously thinking might be funny....but it's not joke

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:51 am

All I can say is "Bungles."

In the same state as Cleveland.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby shemp » Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:00 am

Pantsers.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:25 am

:bricks: Week 17 Standings:

136 Evolver NO (15), Hou (4), GB (7), LaC (9), KC (14), Ten (11), Phi (17), LaR (15), Pit (17), Jac (14), Car (13)

135.5 Pyrrho NO (15), Hou (4), Was (7), Det (11.5), Car (13), ATL (12), LaC (9), Cin (7), Buf (11), Sea (9), Pit (17), Ten (11), GB (7), ItR (2)

126 Doctor X NYG (3), Hou (4), Min (17), MP (6), Was (7), Buf (11), Dal (9), NO (15), Car (13), IRB (5), Sea (9), ATL (12), LaR (15)

122 Enchantress NYG (3), Phi (17), Hou (4), Was (7), Den (5), Buf (11), Ten (11), NO (15), ATL (12), IRB (5), Min (17), LaR (15)
120 Anaxagoras NYJ (5), Min (17), Hou (4), Dal (9), Ten (11), NO (15), Car (13), Pit (17), ATL (12), Phi (17)

117.5 Radrick Sea (9), Det (11.5), Was (7), Hou (4), Jac (14), ATL (12), NO (15), Phi (17), LaR (15), Buf (11), ItR (2)
110.5 shemp Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (12), Mia (6), Bal (11.5), LaR (15), MP (1), Pit (17), Buf (11), Phi (17)

108 Grammatron Sea (9), Ind (4), Cin (7), Min (17), Chi (5), Dal (9), NO (15), LaC (9), Ten (11), ItR (7), LaR (15)

93 Wildcat Dal (9), Was (7), Hou (4), ATL (12), Mia (6), GB (7), Min (17), MP (1), Pit (17), Car (13)
92 izittrue GB (7), Oak (6), Car (13), KC (14), Den (5), LaR (15), NO (15), ATL (12), ItR (5)

81.5 gnome Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (12), KC (14), Ten (11), Bal (11.5), Car (13)

55.5 Mentat Det (11.5), TB (5), ATL (12), Den (5), Mia (6), Hou (4), Sea (9), MP (1), ItR (2)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:38 am

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:02 am

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Evolver » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:04 am

The Buttfullo Bills to lose
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby WildCat » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:57 am

Buffalo
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:05 am

Doctor X wrote:Dipshit Bonus: Image 6 point bonus if you own all teams playing in a playoff round (and thus cannot pick a team)--unLESS:

RadrickGamblingBonus: Image if eligible for the Dipshit Bonus, you can still choose to pick a loser. If the team loses, you get 10 points. If they win, you get . . . nothing! And you will like it!

In the Rain Bonus: If you have a team that fires a coach before and including Week 9, you get 10 points. If you have a team whose coach is fired before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.], you get 5 points. After Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.] you get 2 points:

    1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points.
    2. Rained on before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 5 points
    3. Rained on on or after Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 2 points


Just a reminder. The last bit because there are Internets Srsly rumors the coach of the Tits will get fired if they lose this week.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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