The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:04 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Grammatron » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:18 am

In NBA news, Los Angeles Lakers defeated some team from Boston.
pillory wrote:jokes aren't funny....seriously thinking......

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:35 am

They cheated.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:35 am

Meanwhile, in Minnesota, yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYPT-9AHMY

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Pyrrho » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:11 am

Evolver wrote:The rules state that if you pick a team in the Pro Bowl, you have to watch the game. All of it.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:22 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Evolver wrote:The rules state that if you pick a team in the Pro Bowl, you have to watch the game. All of it.

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I . . . pick . . . the . . . Bruins!

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby izittrue » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:45 pm

Hmm who should I jinx in the Hubert H Humphrey Metrodome? We need a picture of Ditka skating.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby shemp » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:28 am

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--J.D.


I've changed my mind, I will make a pick: I PICK MY NOSE!
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:06 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:23 pm

Grammatron wrote:In NBA news, Los Angeles Lakers defeated some team from Boston.


THE CELTICS BEAT THE REAL TEAM FROM SMOGVILLE--see what I did there?--HA!HAHA!HA!HA!HA!

Ha!

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Pyrrho » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:53 am

They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!! :hyper:
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Jimmy the Gent » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:55 am

Pyrrho wrote:They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!! :hyper:

FUCK you, pay me!
You trying to be a wiseguy with me?

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:30 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJCLSpr9hBU

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby izittrue » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:02 pm

Pyrrho wrote:They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!! :hyper:

Mine are out. But wait. There’s more to come.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:20 am

Squares?

Did someone say "gambling?"

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:55 pm

Though some have moved on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVpNALEseZg

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:50 am

. . . and some have not:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkeInv1qy5w

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Pyrrho » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:22 am

Iggles to lose the Super Bowl.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:50 am

Patriots, fwiw. I already own the Iggles.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Postby Doctor X » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:14 am

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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