The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:31 pm

Something both NE and Phi are asking.

Something the Jags, Min, are asking.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by shemp » Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:06 am

izittrue wrote:Thanks again Doc X for keeping stats for another fun season of kneeling during the my flag is bigger than your flag challenge. !!11
Yes indeed, I'm already looking forward to getting my ass kicked again next year! Thanks Doc!
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:44 am

Early in the regular season, the New England defense seemed to be very suspect. I guess they got better as the season went on, and in the end the Patriots were one of only 5 teams that held opponents to less than 300 points in 16 games. But on any given day as the old saying goes.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:42 am

Not having Butler play was probably not a "help," but that being written, Shaq Mason deciding to take a page from the Atlanta O-Line at the very wrong time was the different.

Consider this: the Pats never punted and the Eaglettes punted once.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Grammatron » Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:54 am

30 more seconds and the Patriots might tie the game.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:33 am

Yup.

As much as it "sucks" I just have to ask a Seaman and FAILcons fan.

The defense inability to stop them was painful. As it was, I am sure, for Philly fans watching a lead melt away because they could not stop the Pats.

The Brady Haters have been hilarious: Brady set records as a QB this SB . . . yet lost. It was not on him. Though it would have been interesting if either team play a defense. Some balls from both La Cage aux Folles and The Goat should have been picked or at least batted away.

I am getting sick of the "THOSE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN TDS!1!!" complaint even from the fairly rational. It should have been DPI on the last play of the game--that never gets called--just as the Pats should have been called on the 2 point conversion.

Though I will agree with one "Talking Head": this was not a "fluke play" loss. It came down to Philly finally making a stop. They did.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Grammatron » Thu Feb 08, 2018 4:46 am

So like what the hell is happening with Josh McDaniels

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Grammatron » Thu Feb 08, 2018 5:43 am

You gotta at least consider that the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:51 am

For anyone else wondering

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2235 ... hange-mind

But I thought Belichick was on his way to the Giants. :notsure:
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:03 am

Grammatron wrote:You gotta at least consider that the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
I never gave much thought to it.

I just felt it was some cold shit to say before I put a cap in someone's ass.

But, Gram, you're the Weak!

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I was at a conference where Some Poor Sap used that whole quote as an example of people who do not understand what is in the Bible. I explained where it came from. It is a direct quote of Sonny Chiba's opening to The Bodyguard. The only difference is "and you will know I am the Bodyguard, when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

A girl who similarly knew Chopsocki chimed in: "Yeah! It's really simple!"

Poor guy.

I concluded with, "the problem is most people do not know their movies."

Then I said, "in the rain," as I sat and they called security. . . .
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:16 am

For a drunken rant at a Super Bowl parade, this is epic and eloquent.

Jason Kelce's instantly legendary speech (NSFW)

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:25 am

:bricks: Super Bowl Championship Round Standings:

216 Evolver NO (15), Hou (4), GB (7), LaC (9), KC (14), Ten (15), Phi (39), LaR (15), Pit (17), Jac (24), Car (13), Buf (9), MP (2), Min (14), NE (15)

201 Enchantress NYG (3), Phi (39), Hou (4), Was (7), Den (5), Buf (11), Ten (15), NO (15), ATL (16), IRB (5), Min (23), LaR (15) , Car (11), Jac (12), MP (1), NE (15)

191.5 shemp Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), Mia (6), Bal (11.5), LaR (15), MP (2), Pit (17), Buf (11), Phi (39), Car (11), Ten (10), ItR (2), Jac (12)

186.5 Radrick Sea (9), Det (11.5), Was (7), Hou (4), Jac (24), ATL (16), NO (15), Phi (39), LaR (15), Buf (11), ItR (4), Ten (10), MP (2), NE (15)
185 Anaxagoras NYJ (5), Min (23), Hou (4), Dal (9), Ten (15), NO (15), Car (13), Pit (17), ATL (16), Phi (39), Buf (9), MP (1), NE (15)

172.5 Pyrrho NO (15), Hou (4), Was (7), Det (11.5), Car (13), ATL (16), LaC (9), Cin (7), Buf (11), Sea (9), Pit (17), Ten (15), GB (7), ItR (2), LaR (11), Min (14)

167 Doctor X NYG (3), Hou (4), Min (23), MP (9), Was (7), Buf (11), Dal (9), NO (15), Car (13), ItR (7), Sea (9), ATL (16), LaR (15), Ten (10), Jac (12)

139 Wildcat Dal (9), Was (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), Mia (6), GB (7), Min (23), MP (1), Pit (17), Car (13), Buf (9), Ten (10), ItR (2), NE (15)
137 Grammatron Sea (9), Ind (4), Cin (7), Min (23), Chi (5), Dal (9), NO (15), LaC (9), Ten (15), ItR (7), LaR (15), NE (15)
121 izittrue GB (7), Oak (6), Car (13), KC (14), Den (5), LaR (15), NO (15), ATL (16), ItR (7), Buf (9), Ten (10), IJB (345), AJPP (-345)
114.5 gnome Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), KC (14), Ten (15), Bal (11.5), Car (13), LaR (11), Min (14)

59.5 Mentat Det (11.5), TB (5), ATL (16), Den (5), Mia (6), Hou (4), Sea (9), MP (1), ItR (2)

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Evolver » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:08 pm

Good game, everyone. This seemed like a strange year.

As reigning champion I select as next year's theme:
Spinal Tap - including
The original movie: This Is Spinal Tap
The 3 albums by the band
The soon-to-be-released solo album by Derek Smalls "Smalls Change (Meditations Upon Ageing)"
The Spinal Tap Christmas Holiday Spectacular TV special
The surgical procedure
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:09 pm

Yes but how many drummers?

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:58 pm

So it is written!
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So let it be done!

And to answer the question?

ALL OF THEM!!1!!



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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by gnome » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:20 am

Hey do we have a record of past winners somewhere?

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:20 am

I supPOSE someone could cajole Captain into making an NFL Sorry to Make You Cry subforum and moving all of the Challenge threads there.

Forum sprawl.
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