Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:08 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:13 am

Well this was an interesting day.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:46 am

Further proof that we are in the Upside-Down.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:51 am

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Funny, it began the day before with the Stanford - Oregon game. I do not really care much about college football. It is still mainly Super Ranked Team versus the Des Moines Dyspareunias - "Go Vags!" - and this one was about to be that. Oregon was on the verge of going up like 31-7.

Their guy stepped on the pylon which, interestingly, is actually out of bounds. A few horrible plays later, they fumble the snap, Stanford recovers, runs it back to 31-14.

And then the choke continued.

The Pats turning out their best 2009-10 defense and offense "is what it is." Whilst watching the Jackasses, I noticed that SF fell behind only 35-0 in the first half!

The fuck!

Real Life kicked in and, apparently, "Jimmy G" brought them back with 21-odd unanswered points only to tear his ACL doing what naysayers feared when he played with the Pats: trying too hard. He got injured trying to run for a first down he did not really need two years ago. He did it again.

So now he is out.

Then came Buffalo.

Meanwhile, if not for a kicker, Cleveland would be 3-0.

Madness!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:09 pm

A statistic you didn't know you needed to know.


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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:51 am

I see Fitzgerald has moved past his "get lucrative contract" directly to "suck."

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:58 am

Doctor X wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:51 am
I see Fitzgerald has moved past his "get lucrative contract" directly to "suck."

--J.D.
Still enough time left to cover up the suck

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:43 am

Even Your Mom cannot cover up that much suck.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:43 am

:Waaaah: Week Three Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Evolver Jackasses :D
Anaxagoras* 69'rs :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence Jackasses :D
Pyrrho the Profound Detroitus :Waaaah:
gnome* Bungles :D
Enchantress* Jackasses :D
izittrue* Jackasses :D
Radrick Jackasses :D
Wildcat Jackasses :D
Grammatron* Chiggers :D
shemp* Jackasses :D
*NFL Schedule

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:16 am

:bricks: Current Week Four Standings:

5 shemp ATL (1), Car (2), Den (2)

4 Radrick Hou (0), Car (2), Den (2)
3 Enchantress ATL (1), Den (2)
3 izittrue Dal (1), Den (2)
3 Wildcat ATL (1), Sea (0), Den (2)
3 Anaxagoras Car (2), SF (1)
3 gnome ATL (1), Cin (2)
2 Doctor X Oak (0), Den (2)
2 Evolver Hou (0), Den (2)

1 Grammatron Oak (0), LAC (1)

Pyrrho Hou (0)

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:09 am

To be fair to Fitzpatrick it's hart to win a game when your opponent scores 30. But he did look jumpy tonight.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:46 am

Though I lost count on his turnovers.

Still, the Squealers strove mightily to give the game back. That unsportsman-like conduct penalty for one. Yeah, go over and start swearing at one of the refs. You are not Serena.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:59 pm

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:20 pm

I'll go ahead and make my pickie for week 4: the Viqueens.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:40 pm

Dolphins to get gaffed.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:24 pm

I apologize if this is because it is still a work in progress, but I think I need my Bungles points. I usually go by whether the themed image appears or a filler.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:50 pm

I'm going with the Dolphins as well.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:50 am

gnome wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:24 pm
I apologize if this is because it is still a work in progress, but I think I need my Bungles points. I usually go by whether the themed image appears or a filler.
I remove "current." In this case keep getting interrupted. Also, sadly, finding good video content for the movie is limited so if I find something that works I save it.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:06 am

Aha, thanks, that will make being patient easier.

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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:35 am

Viqueens
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