Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:50 pm

Cleveland fans are crying, "WE WAS ROBBED!!!111ELEVENTY111!!!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 01, 2018 3:37 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:50 pm
Cleveland fans are crying, "WE WAS ROBBED!!!111ELEVENTY111!!!"
I was going to post a Clever Quip, but I notice that the NFL network will not show those calls even though Hot Chick and Never Weres mutter about them.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:10 pm

Finally got to see what Indy did.

It is bad, but there is a chance it could have worked. Looking for this play, searches still list the Funt as the worstest everest in historiest for the Colts.

Finally saw an interview with the Indy punter who explained what the "point" of the Funt was. They were simply trying to get the Pats with too many men on the field to get a first down as they confused them. Failing that, which they did, they wanted to draw the Pats off-side. Failing that, which they did, they would take the delay of game penalty and punt anyways.

The center got injured, and the replacement never was in the play. That is on the coach for putting him in that situation. The center did not know he was NOT suppose to snap the ball. The poor bastard behind him put his hands on him--*snicker . . . snicker*--signaling the snap, so he snapped. It was . . . falure to . . . communicate.

"What about everyone lined up not on the line of scrimmage?"

*Pause*

So one of the players who had repeatedly practiced this trick to catch the Pats in a penalty, lined up wrong and everyone followed him not noticing where they were.

This is why I consider it the "worstest" because the Pats could have thirteen men on the field. Once Indy snapped the ball they were in an illegal formation so at best off-setting penalties.

Meanwhile, how the hell Pagano expected the Pats to "jump offsides" when there is a center, a guy behind him who is not the quarter back and . . . no one is probably chalked up to "Pagano." No reason for the Pats on the other side of the field to jump offsides since . . . there is . . . like . . . no ball there!



that is not the interview since it is on a radio show with ads and all of that so it takes forever to scroll through.

Coming in second was an infamous play the Most Over-Rated "I Hate Gays" Coach Dungee ran in a playoff game against, yes, the Pats. It was also a completely illegal play. St. Peyton of Manning goes into motion like he is giving more of his cadence and the ball is snapped to Someone Else. However, by going in motion, Manning made himself an eligible receiver which means he had to "set" before the ball snapped. Completely illegal. The idiot Dungee never bothered to check with the league or, well, a rulebook. This is unlike His Merciful Dark Hoodie who checked with officials to confirm the legality of his substitutions in the infamous playoff game with the Ravens. The officials knew what was coming, knew it was legal.

Anyways, in theory, this play could have worked.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:45 pm

:Waaaah: Week Four Pickies:
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Evolver the Eloquent Fish :D
Anaxagoras* ViQueens :D
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Pyrrho the Profound Fish :D
gnome* the gnostic Fish :D
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izittrue* Bungles Image
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shemp* the shatastic Fish :D
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:46 pm

:bricks: Week Five Standings:

8 shemp ATL (1), Car (2), Den (2), Mia (3)
8 Radrick Hou (1), Car (2), Den (2), Mia (3)

7 gnome ATL (1), Cin (3), Mia (3)

6 Wildcat ATL (1), Sea (2), Den (2), Min (1)
6 Evolver Hou (1), Den (2), Mia (3)

4 Anaxagoras Car (2), SF (1), Min (1)
4 Pyrrho Hou (1), Mia (3)
4 izittrue Dal (2), Den (2)

3 Doctor X Oak (1), Den (2)
3 Grammatron Oak (1), LAC (2)
3 Enchantress ATL (1), Den (2)


As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:41 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:20 pm

Dolts for me.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:59 pm

Cin=3, yes?

I am being a real hardcase this year I think
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:09 pm

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:40 pm

Bungles.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:29 pm

gnome wrote:
Tue Oct 02, 2018 1:59 pm
Cin=3, yes?
No, for reasons that should not exist in this century, the NFL webpages do not update automatically and can lag for over a day. So I always have to go back and double-check. I sometimes wonder if it is not automatic and some geek has to manually add and type in the numbers!

Still, backsassing does get a night in the box, or so I have read.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:32 pm

Alright, going with the Jags too this week.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:36 pm

Last place? Just where I want to be. How bout them Cubs? Fuk
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:37 pm

I need points. Lambs to lose in Seattle.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:39 pm

Doesn’t Dallas have two wins?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:46 pm

It has only been 4 days, give the NFL webpage until next week.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:35 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:13 am

This is not a Thueaday night football gamel, this is porn for NE fans.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:42 am

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:44 pm

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