Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:37 am

Seriously.

The punt coverage stupidity. What was he trying to accomplish? Why am I asking?

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:54 am

These are the same Iggles the Pats lost to? Can't be.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:12 am

Texans to lose.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:16 am

Every FAILcon fan is asking, "why did they only throw to Jones four times."

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:24 am

Well, that was bullshit.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:25 am

It was never in doubt.
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:25 am

That was absolutely fucking pathetic!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:33 am

Image

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:35 am

Summary of the game

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:39 am

And they did not even throw the flag when it was justified.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:40 am

They ran out of flags...maybe?

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:48 am

I wasn't able to watch but I heard there were a few new rules for this season?

Something about you can't lower your head to make a tackle?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Evolver » Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:45 pm

I'm gonna Mulligan.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:00 pm

Dull ass to lose week one. Go Bears !!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:04 am

izittrue wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 6:00 pm
Dull ass to lose week one. Go Bears !!
This man is dangerously and desperately deranged! Lock him away!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:15 am

They could beat Cleveland in the Super Bowl!

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:31 am

Cleveland has a football team? When did that happen?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:49 pm

Well it could end in a tie. Or did I just jinx CLE?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:53 pm

I jinxed PITT!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:49 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.